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Postby dawson99 » Fri Sep 24, 2004 4:50 pm

but there was laso something else in the corner, a match book for liverpool versus...
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Postby stmichael » Fri Sep 24, 2004 4:51 pm

blackpool from....... ???
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Postby dawson99 » Fri Sep 24, 2004 4:59 pm

the near future which had been written by aman known as...
(knew ud say blackpool!! hehe :D :D )
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Postby Bruno Zidane! » Fri Sep 24, 2004 5:08 pm

TJAMES, what does this mean? ???
Chopper:Look, you're not still angry at me about the leg, are you?
Neville Bartos : Nah, forget about it.
Chopper : Because I don't know if you remember, Neville, but I had that bloody shotgun pointed at your head. I reconsidered and dropped it down to your kneecap. Remember?
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Postby madred » Fri Sep 24, 2004 5:35 pm

It means he's a legend along with Anchor man and Ant Gornall and they all like to go to...
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Postby Dom1 » Fri Sep 24, 2004 5:46 pm

Wigan, they have a thing about the pies :D  .....one more time for the record, will we beat blackpool TJAMES? .........silence...........until...
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Postby who the hell is diarra » Fri Sep 24, 2004 8:46 pm

the noise erupt as Hustler and his pikey mates turn up . Only to be jumped on by a growling hound dog and an angry Gorilla :D
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Postby Ciggy » Fri Sep 24, 2004 11:46 pm

:D Some of yous have seriously lost the plot my friends :;):
What kind of people support my great team :upside:
Still funny tho :D
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Postby Leonmc0708 » Fri Sep 24, 2004 11:52 pm

Any way back to the story, the gorilla was buggering the hustler, who despite looking distressed did appear to be enjoying the whole experience, but then BANG.............
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Postby supersub » Fri Sep 24, 2004 11:56 pm

a car had back-fired,hustlers anus contracted with fright..gorilla was stuck..they were now one"send for the paramedics" was the shout............
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Postby RED BEERGOGGLES » Sat Sep 25, 2004 12:12 am

bring me the  k.y. jelly was Hustler's retort as he shamelessly asked the gorilla if it had any more mates, He then closed his eyes tightly and recalled with deep affection his days in Risley prison
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Postby madred » Sat Sep 25, 2004 12:14 am

where the showers were full of people dropping the soap and waiting for him to pick it up..
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Postby supersub » Sat Sep 25, 2004 12:21 am

"yes ..soap..Oh! lovely soap..the days when his mother would wash his filthy mouth out"
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Postby RED BEERGOGGLES » Sat Sep 25, 2004 12:27 am

You little heathen  she would say as she repeatedly beat him around the face with a copy of the Chester Chronicles
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Postby supersub » Sat Sep 25, 2004 12:33 am

"you've been shoving my paper up your ****** again.go and get yourself a man and leave my paper alone."
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