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[Judge]

capello was bumming lando yet again. Dawson saw this and proceeded to get his twelve bore out and take aim.........................

[Lando_Griffin]

...He missed, and ended up impaling Judge's nostril with his enormous tadger.
Dawson was very apologetic, but Judge assured him that it was no trouble, and that, infact, it was an absolute pleasure to be nose-fooked by him. Dawson blushed, and the two of them got rather anally intimate together, and then had a foursome with Taff and Hustler.

Later they...

[anti-hero]

contracted HIV.

[Lando_Griffin]

...They were very upset, but Hustler bizarrely viewed it as a chance to get a decent meal, having spent his life being looked down on by even the lowliest of dogs.

He...

[stmichael]

man walked in and...

[Lando_Griffin]

...exclaimed; "This week, I have been mostly eating....

[mk4195421]

... nothing but libidinous cherubs from the hills of Mongolia."

[Judge]

... nothing but libidinous cherubs from the hills of Mongolia."

however, judge found the a cure for aids, in fact it was distilled lucozade, as everyone knows that lucozade is aids recovery ( ), nonetheless the chuckle brothers, lando and hawkmoon were looming in the shadows, as they usually do.

woollyback had seen them and employed some ladies from his pimp mansion to lure them into a cage in sherwood forest to................................

[anti-hero]

be held hostage as ransom for a sick and twisted plan forming in woolyback's head involving a

time-machine that could only turn time back,

$1,000,000 and a certain Mr. Jackson ...

[Judge]

be held hostage as ransom for a sick and twisted plan forming in woolyback's head involving a

time-machine that could only turn time back,

$1,000,000 and a certain Mr. Jackson ...

who lent his chimp (which was really laza in disguise) to give lando a good arborial seeing too, of which he had no complaints.

just then peewee entered the clearing and began to.........

[kazza 1]

be held hostage as ransom for a sick and twisted plan forming in woolyback's head involving a

time-machine that could only turn time back,

$1,000,000 and a certain Mr. Jackson ...

who lent his chimp (which was really laza in disguise) to give lando a good arborial seeing too, of which he had no complaints.

just then peewee entered the clearing and began to.........

to pick daisies to make a massive daisy chain. He was planning to have a.........

[Judge]

gay hippie festival...but....................

[anti-hero]

he was too slow.

All the homo-hippies saw what he was planning to do a mile away and thousands of them gathered to help.



Judge and the others watched from a distance and muttered.

" Gather the warriors.  The homos have come."

[mk4195421]

but suddenly, the flamboyant leader of GUP (Gay United Pride) stood from the mass of homo-hippies, and from an unknown hole - which the straight people don't know about- he extracted beads, which the homohippies immediately followed

[anti-hero]

suit.

"Oh no." Judge muttered.

"Oh dont. Oh no...."

An obscene and abominable sight of homo-hippies getting "funky" greeted Judge's eyes.

Judge screamed at the top of his lungs as he fell into the arms of mk, temporarily blinded.

mk, aware of the horror taking place below them, lifted Judge on his shoulders and ran to the nearest straight town, bearing horrifying news.

The homos had started their little "party"....

... and Judge was its first victim.