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by **Lando_Griffin** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 5:17 am

...and thus he sealed their tryst.

Babu - freshly squeezed and raring to go, offered his services to the Green Party.
He asked if he could "Bum about on an ocean liner for 9 months of the year, throwing rotten pilchards at oil rigs and chatting up hairy-legged Eco-bints?"

His application was...

by **Red @ Heart** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 6:17 am

Turned down because of a medical, the doctor said to Babu your anus is at its end, one more shaft and youll die of C@ck poisoning and nine months on a ocean liner... well lets just say your as5 is to cute and these green peace swedes will tear you apart. to which Babu replied........

by **Lando_Griffin** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 3:55 am

...Bugger.

Dejected, he turned to go, when a fairy Godmother appeared at the Doc's door.
She said "...

by **112-1077774096** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 4:00 am

.... i shall grant you 3 wishes. what is your first wish?..........

by **Lando_Griffin** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 4:03 am

..."Errm" said Babu.

"I wish for a sexy lady wrapped in 'Rizzlers' "...

by **112-1077774096** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 4:06 am

..."and so it shall happen" said the fairy godmother. "and your second wish"?.......

by **Lando_Griffin** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 4:10 am

"A randy, hairy chimp in a brassiere and crotchless knickers"...

by **112-1077774096** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 4:20 am

...... "ok" said the fairy godmother, "i shall see if Taff is free. and you last wish young man"..................

by **Lando_Griffin** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 4:37 am

..."I'd like to bend you over and sh*g your fine-a*s, baby!"...

by **112-1077774096** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 4:38 am

..."your wish is my command" and she bent over and..............

by **Lando_Griffin** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 5:06 am

...revealed the biggest meat and two veg in the history of fantasy!

Babu took one look, then said "Cowabunga!" and dived into the hairy man-ar*e of the fairy God"Mother".

Once he'd finished, Babu said "Well I'm not gay 'cos I didn't recieve!"

So, in a fit of rage, the tranny nutted Babu and raped his bottom for all it's worth!

A freshly stitched-up Babu left the hospital several weeks later, when he saw...

by **Red @ Heart** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 6:41 am

that the god mother was infact his nurse that was caring for him, anyway babu went on to become the first...............

by **RichardLFC1** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 7:37 am

Gay boy to give and recieve from a fairy god mother. He was so excited by this news he decided to share this with the world so he ......................

by **babu** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 10:08 am

...tried to place an announcement in the papers, only to be informed that not only is he not the first, but that the fabulous arse bandit tag-team, Fat Lando & Poncy Peewee, actually hold the record for...

by **112-1077774096** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 11:12 am

...being the straightest men on the planet, in fact peewee wont do situps in case his d1ck pops into his mouth. babu is so jealous of our straightness that he.........

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