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Postby account deleted by request » Sun Nov 15, 2009 12:14 pm

Effes wrote:Half the team haven't made it back to the Hotel yet s@int, it's been a long day!

If you get the chance, have a quick look for Dawson. He found a couple of Natalie Portman lookalikes in one of the "establishments" over there, and hasn't been seen since. Last time anyone saw him he was wearing only his socks and was shouting "GERONIMO"....... which seemed strange as we were just passing through customs.
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Postby ConnO'var » Sun Nov 15, 2009 1:45 pm

Lando_Griffin wrote:I'd better get stretching the old legs, then...

Anyone wearing shinpads is a poofter.

No shin pads for me either but we've got Judge in the team...... Recommend you wear a cup..... he's been know to do a Vinny Jones he has.

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Not giving away trade secrets [email]s@int....[/email] but I can't quite stomach the sight of man 's jewels being crushed like a nut. Just the thought alone hurts me nads!
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Postby europian-kings » Sun Nov 15, 2009 10:08 pm

s@int wrote:Heimdal - Reina
joeterp - Cavalieri
Ace' - Dossena
Lakes  - Johnson
toneh - Degan
Purescu - Kyrgiakos
Owzat - Agger
made in UK - Skrtel
Bigmick- Carra
Maypax - Insua
Andyg - Aurelio
Dawson - Kuyt
Misty - Mascherano
Conn' - Aquilani
Dav - Lucas
Effes - Gerrard
Metalhead - Riera
S@int -Benny
Judge - Torres 
Bunglemark2 - N'gog
Dazzer - Babel
Anti-hero - Riera
Sir Roger - Voronin

Team announced 55mins before the game. I know we have a lot of injuries, groin strains, pulled muscles etc but you can blame Effes and his Amsterdam trip for those. Hopefully Judge will be allowed to leave Holland now the bail has been paid, and Dawson must run out of money soon at the prices the girls were charging. One good thing to come out of the Amsterdam trip is that Bigmick made a fortune selling his erotic goods and has bought us a new team strip with his commission.

Europian-kings - El Zhar.  :D
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Postby NANNY RED » Sun Nov 15, 2009 10:19 pm

europian-kings wrote:Europian-kings - El Zhar.  :D

An heres me thinking you was with the goodies.How much money have them lot offerd yeh, Or have they turned your head by showing you someone in a shop window an paying up front   :laugh:
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Postby account deleted by request » Sun Nov 15, 2009 10:49 pm

NANNY RED wrote:
europian-kings wrote:Europian-kings - El Zhar.  :D

An heres me thinking you was with the goodies.How much money have them lot offerd yeh, Or have they turned your head by showing you someone in a shop window an paying up front   :laugh:

:laugh: never you mind what we pay them, you had better concentrate on your own team, I have had a lot of PM'S asking can they swop to the anti's.

Europian-kings - El Zhar - your in mate.
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Postby NANNY RED » Sun Nov 15, 2009 11:02 pm

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europian-kings wrote:Europian-kings - El Zhar.  :D

An heres me thinking you was with the goodies.How much money have them lot offerd yeh, Or have they turned your head by showing you someone in a shop window an paying up front   :laugh:

:laugh: never you mind what we pay them, you had better concentrate on your own team, I have had a lot of PM'S asking can they swop to the anti's.

Europian-kings - El Zhar - your in mate.

We havnt granted his tranfer request yet , put it in writing or feck off back to Amsterdam an take yeh floozies with yeh,

Who do you think you are ay Mr Fergie like, poaching players  :nod nO WRITTEN REQUEST NO TRANFER
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Postby account deleted by request » Sun Nov 15, 2009 11:17 pm

Too late Nanny, you should have signed him up when you had the chance. He's signed on the dotted line for us .... and got a good chance of getting some games too. Better luck next time  :D
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Postby NANNY RED » Sun Nov 15, 2009 11:59 pm

NANNY RED wrote:
europian-kings wrote:Im still preying for a call up to the squad after being left out so far!

I need a chance to show my true worth!...erm....i mean talent!...wait no...

i promise i will give 100% effort for 90 minutes! :D

Your in our squad . Were all gonna have to be buying Senor Igor, bevvies to get on the team sheet next game, just send me the money an ill buy him the ale,  :laugh:

From Aldi :laugh:

No yeh being reported now, That was his quote to me for our squad ha , See you at the tribunal mate :nod
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Postby account deleted by request » Mon Nov 16, 2009 12:15 am

NANNY RED wrote:
NANNY RED wrote:
europian-kings wrote:Im still preying for a call up to the squad after being left out so far!

I need a chance to show my true worth!...erm....i mean talent!...wait no...

i promise i will give 100% effort for 90 minutes! :D

Your in our squad . Were all gonna have to be buying Senor Igor, bevvies to get on the team sheet next game, just send me the money an ill buy him the ale,  :laugh:

From Aldi :laugh:

No yeh being reported now, That was his quote to me for our squad ha , See you at the tribunal mate :nod

Yeah, sorry I didn't see you had already signed him Nanny. Looks like we will get fined now  :(
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Postby NANNY RED » Mon Nov 16, 2009 12:22 am

s@int wrote:
NANNY RED wrote:
NANNY RED wrote:
europian-kings wrote:Im still preying for a call up to the squad after being left out so far!

I need a chance to show my true worth!...erm....i mean talent!...wait no...

i promise i will give 100% effort for 90 minutes! :D

Your in our squad . Were all gonna have to be buying Senor Igor, bevvies to get on the team sheet next game, just send me the money an ill buy him the ale,  :laugh:

From Aldi :laugh:

No yeh being reported now, That was his quote to me for our squad ha , See you at the tribunal mate :nod

Yeah, sorry I didn't see you had already signed him Nanny. Looks like we will get fined now  :(

Ha says me , licking me finger one up :laugh:

My beady eye is gonna be watching yous lot , dirty little snides yours are , Motorway service stations, bars, yous will be pretending to be george Michael next in the toilets to sneak one of our players :laugh:
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Postby GRAHAM01 » Mon Nov 16, 2009 12:44 am

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Judge wrote:your as good as Cheyrou :p

wow now that os low judge even for you  :angry:

Stop fraternising with the enermy Graham :;):

sorry boss will do  :D
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Postby NANNY RED » Mon Nov 16, 2009 9:13 pm

GRAHAM01 wrote:
NANNY RED wrote:
GRAHAM01 wrote:
Judge wrote:your as good as Cheyrou :p

wow now that os low judge even for you  :angry:

Stop fraternising with the enermy Graham :;):

sorry boss will do  :D

An another warning here Gray if that Saint approaches you in the toilets of any service station on the M62 , clutching a brown paper bag , dont worry mate its not a back hander its for him to be sick in :laugh:
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Postby Benny The Noon » Mon Nov 16, 2009 9:15 pm

???

I thought the pros were the liverpool players :D

Am i still aquaman and when will i get a bloody game nanny :angry:
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Postby NANNY RED » Mon Nov 16, 2009 9:19 pm

Benny The Noon wrote: ???

I thought the pros were the liverpool players :D

Am i still aquaman and when will i get a bloody game nanny :angry:

We are mate , they just wanna have a turn at being us every other saturday.  :laugh:

Reminds me of the song Every other saturday :laugh:

I reckon Igor might start you this week :laugh: with Dundalk Ngog having a broken nose like :laugh:
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Postby NANNY RED » Mon Nov 16, 2009 9:30 pm

Our SQUAD SO FAR

Senor Igor Zidane Gaffer/player

Red37,
Badbob
Barry (NUMBER9)
Reg
Bav,
Ciggy
Lando
Sabre
Dundalk .
Nanny,
Greaviese
Benny,
Bammo
European Kings
Graham
Emerald Red
LFC2007
Kewell
Rushjob.

If i have left anyones name off just add it,add it 

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