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[RichardLFC1]

Like when we done the story, lets make a song ill go 1st


Ill throw you just like a dice, hand me a shank and ill take your life, step to me ill leave u cold like ice, Chat to me and you better think twice.

[woof woof !]

Stay home
Alone
Avoiding the Zone
Chewin' your own
Bone
Don't answer the Phone .

[andy_g]

Like when we done the story, lets make a song ill go 1st


Ill throw you just like a dice, hand me a shank and ill take your life, step to me ill leave u cold like ice, Chat to me and you better think twice.

what is it with this ridiculous rap bullshit?

don't look at me or mess with me coz if you do i'll kick your face in or stab you.

have a bit of original thought for christ's sake and enough with the hard man b0ll0cks. ever heard any original rap artists like edan or mike ladd?

[RichardLFC1]

Like when we done the story, lets make a song ill go 1st


Ill throw you just like a dice, hand me a shank and ill take your life, step to me ill leave u cold like ice, Chat to me and you better think twice.

what is it with this ridiculous rap bullshit?

don't look at me or mess with me coz if you do i'll kick your face in or stab you.

have a bit of original thought for christ's sake and enough with the hard man b0ll0cks. ever heard any original rap artists like edan or mike ladd?

o...kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk then 

[adamnbarrett]

said ben
as he put the food into the pig pen
taking orders from his uncle ken

[andy_g]

no, but seriously, do you really see yourself throwing someone like a dice?, taking someone's life if they hand you a shank?, leaving someone cold like ice?. really? did you make those brilliant words up yourself?

sorry to take it out on you but this kind of bullshit really p!sses me off. all this hard man b0ll0cks you get in rap and then loads of kids falling for it and believing it and thinking you have to be hard all the time. give me a dirty look in class and stab you after school, mutha a.

don't get me wrong though, there's a lot of hip hop and rap that i really love. i just like it to be a little more intelligent and a little less macho.

[Cool Hand Luke]

yo
i like crows
have you seen that film con air with cameron poe
my dick hangs low
on the boat we row
in simpsosn i like mo
tic tac toe
do you were a bow
and so.........

[adamnbarrett]

wow man look at your boots
they're so covered in mud
they're growing roots

[RichardLFC1]

shhhhhhh the rules are silent hand me a mic and ill get a bit violent oh ill throw a punch get a man shook and eat him for lunch

[GOAT]

Gawd I hate this sort of rap sh.it it makes ya sound ridiculous, the only rap i have respect for is rap that has some proper meaning to it not random sh.itty hard man lyrics being thrown about

[Alonso14]

Tubes' raps are the only ones I like.

[El Nino_#9]

this rhyme i created...
not censored, fooking X-RATED!
lets hype it up...just on more notch
how long have i got? better check the watch
f.uck it, i'll spit til its over, doing this s.hit when i'm sober, driving in my rover!
move over, move over, i got a four leaf clover!
BANG BANG.... Your Dead! BANG BANG.... Your Deeeeeeeeaaaaaaadddddddd!!!!!!!!!

there's my two cents....BIATCH!

[Red @ Heart]

Huh uh uh uh
Huh uh uh uh
yeah! huh huh uh
hmm huh hmm huh (Grabs crotch)
wow huh wow huh


he chokes out this thang. 

[adamnbarrett]

123 this is the MC
123
MC
1
2
3
M
C

You heard me

[anti-hero]

Andy G: In the words of "dem rapper boyz".


Chill..


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Watch me. My spit flows, freely. So fast, you'd think I was speakin' Swahili. You cant equal me. I make rappin' look so easy. Why? Cause my lyrics are breezy.

I'm from a hardcore hood. You cant mess with my lines. Battling with me is worse than stepping through a field of mines. There's no reading in between the lines. My words are bare for all to see, you know you cant disagree, with the fine form of the lyrical genius that is me.

Ok. Cut. I'm gonna end this right here. Obviously, no else is gonna step up to this level of "rhyming grandeur". Its over. Its done. But I have to admit, this whole little thing was of some little fun. Even though some of the rhymes were, ahem, sorely outdone.

So, son. Where's your game? Step it up. Step it up. Think you can handle me? There's a small possibility. But you know, its more than likely, I'll beat you so bad you'd probably have to change your name to Mary.




Grrr! Biatch!

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