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Postby woof woof ! » Fri Aug 04, 2006 1:47 pm

Got this from a mate

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Apparently he's on holiday in, Wankbahn, W*nk, Garmisch-Partenkirchen, Germany.  :laugh:

He e.mailed me a lot of info about the place including

Hotels in W*nk
Things To Do in W*nk
Restaurants in W*nk
Local Customs in W*nk
Nightlife in W*nk
Off the Beaten Path in W*nk*
Tourist Traps in W*nk
Warnings or Dangers in W*nk
Transportation in W*nk
Packing Lists in W*nk
Shopping in W*nk
Sports Travel in W*nk
General Tips in W*nk

* highly recommended

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Postby anfieldadorer » Fri Aug 04, 2006 1:50 pm

the people in W*nk must be so happy :laugh:
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Postby stmichael » Fri Aug 04, 2006 1:52 pm

woof woof ! wrote:General Tips in W*nk

* highly recommended

where can i buy it? :D
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Postby 112-1077774096 » Fri Aug 04, 2006 2:00 pm

i wonder if the residents are called w@nkers  :D
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Postby woof woof ! » Fri Aug 04, 2006 2:01 pm

stmichael wrote:
woof woof ! wrote:General Tips in W*nk

* highly recommended

where can i buy it? :D

All good book shops in any of these places.

Arsoli (Lazio, Italy)
B'astard (Norway)
Brown Willy (Cornwall,UK)
Chinaman's Knob (Australia)
Climax (Colorado, USA)
C'unt(Spain)
Dikshit (India)
Dildo (Newfoundland, Canada)
Fukum (Yemen)
Lickey End (West Midlands, UK)
Pis Pis River (Nicaragua)
Sexmoan (Luzon, Philippines)
Sha'g Island (Indian Ocean)
Twatt (Orkney, UK)
W*nk (Germany)
Wankie (Zimbabwe)


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Postby Judge » Fri Aug 04, 2006 2:49 pm

that place in orkney is weird :D  :D
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Postby Kash_Mountain » Fri Aug 04, 2006 3:40 pm

I've seen the following bookshops :

Elecric Blue W4nks in Chelsea.

and

W4nk W4nk3rs in Manchester.

Names are quite fitting I think.
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Postby 66-1112520797 » Sat Aug 05, 2006 3:30 pm

It looks very white in w@nk !

cum on wankbahn............. fc  :D
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Postby Woollyback » Sat Aug 05, 2006 9:11 pm

there's an area of bolton called nob end, seriously :D
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Postby J*o*n*D*o*e » Sat Aug 05, 2006 9:35 pm

i go to W*nk atleast twice a week.
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Postby Woollyback » Sat Aug 05, 2006 9:47 pm

i've given up two of my worst habits - smoking and masturbation. it's been really difficult as i was a 40-a-day man :(












i smoked like chimney as well :D
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