
If you wanted to be elected to be a mod what would be your manifesto?
Mine would be:
1) All ticket touts receiving an instant ban on their ip address
2) Compulsory colonic irrigation with hot vinegar for anyone moaning about "ooters"
3) Ciggy & Zara pose nude for the flange zone
4) Free UmBongo for all
5) No multiple identities
6) Weekly spelling tests