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by **passenmove** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 7:53 pm

basPSV wrote:it is happy to see the scouser humour for when you are losing in the champions league!

Getting spanked at home by Ajax was no mean feat, and ya not missing alex you say? :rasp

Losing in the UCL? See you soon

by **stmichael** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 2:11 pm

What's a 9 volt battery got in common with a woman's ar$e hole?

You know, even though you shouldn't, that some day you're gonna touch it with your tongue.

by **babu** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 3:19 pm

stmichael wrote:What's a 9 volt battery got in common with a woman's ar$e hole?

You know, even though you shouldn't, that some day you're gonna touch it with your tongue.

by **basPSV** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 4:10 pm

Ray Quinn was on holiday in Torremolinos with his Yorkshire girlfriend, Teria.

"I forgotten t'Bisto", she barked.

"Dem across road look English. Go an' ask 'em for some" Ray replied, oblivious to next year's irony.

Teria went across road and knocked on door. A man eventually appeared.

"Hast any Bisto?" she asked the man, to which he replied...

"Fuck off you Spanish cunt."

by **grayghost** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 4:55 pm

That one about the battery is just plain wrong. funny though:)

by **bunglemark2** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 5:01 pm

daxy1 wrote:
basPSV wrote:was you hearing the joke about the liverpools fans with the eggs on their faces after PSV wins?

we will win you without alex no problems!!!

d!ck head you win joke of the year!

Isn't it kind of rich for you to be calling someone else a "d1ckhead" ? What's with the jokes then, eh ?

by **daxy1** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 8:01 pm

bunglemark2 wrote:
daxy1 wrote:
basPSV wrote:was you hearing the joke about the liverpools fans with the eggs on their faces after PSV wins?

we will win you without alex no problems!!!

d!ck head you win joke of the year!

Isn't it kind of rich for you to be calling someone else a "d1ckhead" ? What's with the jokes then, eh ?

by **basPSV** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 2:37 am

bas this is a jokes thread, if you want to discuss football then I suggest you go to a football thread

by **matrix** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 3:49 am

basPSV wrote:bas this is a jokes thread, if you want to discuss football then I suggest you go to a football thread

that's you told bas :eyebrow

welcome to the jungle... :oops:

by **112-1077774096** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 4:05 am

matrix wrote:
basPSV wrote:bas this is a jokes thread, if you want to discuss football then I suggest you go to a football thread

that's you told bas

welcome to the jungle...

yeah bas

by **Lando_Griffin** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 12:19 am

Pakistanis have decided to stop playing cricket and take up Bob slaying instead.

by **account deleted by request** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 12:24 am

Lando_Griffin wrote:Pakistanis have decided to stop playing cricket and take up Bob slaying instead.

by **red37** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 1:10 am

s@int wrote:
Lando_Griffin wrote:Pakistanis have decided to stop playing cricket and take up Bob slaying instead.

by **daxy1** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 8:24 am

red37 wrote:
s@int wrote:
Lando_Griffin wrote:Pakistanis have decided to stop playing cricket and take up Bob slaying instead.

by **112-1077774096** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 8:42 am

lando thats sick, but i hear pakistan are the only team to have ever gone to the world cup and came back with the ashes

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