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Theres time yet !!!!!!

[stevie_g@LFC]

a few for the book -

Q: Why did God create alcohol?
A: So ugly people have a chance to have sex

Q: If Moms have Mothers Day, and Fathers have Fathers Day. What do Single guys have?
A: Palm Sunday

Q: What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?
A: A bingo machine.



A man walks up to a woman in his office and tells her that her hair smells nice.

The woman immediately goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit and explains why.

The supervisor is puzzled by this and says, "What's wrong with the coworker telling you your hair smells nice?"

The woman replies, "He's a midget.


A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman. After a few minutes he turns to her and says,

"Can I smell your tw8t?" The woman looks at him in disgust and says,

"Certainly not!" "Hmmm," he replies.

"It must be your feet, then."


A lesbian goes to a gynecologist and the gynecologist says "I must say, this is the cleanest p.ussy I've seen in ages."

"Thanks," said the lesbian. "I have a woman in 4 times a week."