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Postby 82-1074641017 » Thu Apr 22, 2004 11:59 pm

:D
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Postby kopper » Fri Apr 23, 2004 12:06 am

It doesn't give birth, it lays eggs. Giving birth and laying eggs are two separate things, but I guess u wouldn't know that being an expert in s##t talk and all.
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Postby gaz31 » Fri Apr 23, 2004 12:10 am

kopper wrote:It doesn't give birth, it lays eggs. Giving birth and laying eggs are two separate things, but I guess u wouldn't know that being an expert in s##t talk and all.

I SAID LAID EGGS !!! CHECK IF YOU WANT!!!  :laugh:  :laugh:  :;):
When you get the ball, I want you to beat a couple of men and smash the ball into the net, just the same way you used to at Bury," said Shankly. Lindsay replied: "But Boss that wasn't me, it was Bobby Kerr." Shankly turned to Bob Paisley and said: "Christ Bob, we've signed the wrong player."
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Postby kopper » Fri Apr 23, 2004 12:14 am

ba#ta#d, U know u edited it...try and make me look like a retard. TJames and I will sort u out son.
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Postby gaz31 » Fri Apr 23, 2004 12:20 am

WHO ME?? WOULD I DO THAT ....TO YOU...
WHAT WOULD TJAMES DO TO ME ?? OUT SPELL ME ? :laugh:
When you get the ball, I want you to beat a couple of men and smash the ball into the net, just the same way you used to at Bury," said Shankly. Lindsay replied: "But Boss that wasn't me, it was Bobby Kerr." Shankly turned to Bob Paisley and said: "Christ Bob, we've signed the wrong player."
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Postby 82-1074641017 » Fri Apr 23, 2004 12:21 am

gaz31 wrote:WHO ME?? WOULD I DO THAT ....TO YOU...
WHAT WOULD TJAMES DO TO ME ?? OUT SPELL ME ? :laugh:

If Tjames outspelled you Gaz, I would commit suicide if I were you? :D

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Postby kopper » Fri Apr 23, 2004 12:31 am

TJames would outspell u any day of the WEAK son.
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Postby gaz31 » Fri Apr 23, 2004 12:35 am

CUMB ON TEHN BIRNG IT ON I WIL TAZE ON ANWI ONE :laugh:
When you get the ball, I want you to beat a couple of men and smash the ball into the net, just the same way you used to at Bury," said Shankly. Lindsay replied: "But Boss that wasn't me, it was Bobby Kerr." Shankly turned to Bob Paisley and said: "Christ Bob, we've signed the wrong player."
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Postby kopper » Fri Apr 23, 2004 12:42 am

FCUCK YUO
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Postby gaz31 » Fri Apr 23, 2004 12:47 am

FLUCK YU YA BIJ FATTTT WINKER  :laugh:
When you get the ball, I want you to beat a couple of men and smash the ball into the net, just the same way you used to at Bury," said Shankly. Lindsay replied: "But Boss that wasn't me, it was Bobby Kerr." Shankly turned to Bob Paisley and said: "Christ Bob, we've signed the wrong player."
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Postby 82-1074641017 » Fri Apr 23, 2004 12:49 am

anyon wnt a gooo thn?
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Postby kopper » Fri Apr 23, 2004 12:51 am

gooo ?
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Postby gaz31 » Fri Apr 23, 2004 11:16 pm

gooo?? who? me, you, she, ahh i see !!!
When you get the ball, I want you to beat a couple of men and smash the ball into the net, just the same way you used to at Bury," said Shankly. Lindsay replied: "But Boss that wasn't me, it was Bobby Kerr." Shankly turned to Bob Paisley and said: "Christ Bob, we've signed the wrong player."
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