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a reporter is walking through the park one day and he sees a rottweiler attacking a child, suddenly a man wearing a red and white scarf runs over and wrestles the dog away from the boy and after 5 minutes struggling manages to kill the dog,

the reporter walks over and say that was the bravest thing i ever seen, i can see the headlines now 'MAN UTD FAN SAVES BOY FROM JAWS OF DEATH'.

im not a utd fan says the man

oh, say the reporter "ARSENAL FAN SAVES BOYS LIFE IN SAVAGE DOG ATTACK"

im not an arsenal fan either says the man.

"so where are u from' asks the reporter

'Im a liverpool' fan says the man

'Ah right' says the reporter, "SCOUSE B*ASTARD KILLS FAMILY PET"




oops posted it twice, what a nob. sorry i will try harder next time, maybe the moderator can delete this one

[Dom1]

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[anfieldadorer]

hope it's not part of the joke

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