The Liverpool fan manages to climb out of his car and survey the damage. He looks at his twisted car and says, "Man, I'm lucky to be alive!"Likewise, the Man U fan gets out of his car uninjured, he too feeling
fortunate to have survived.
The Man U fan walks over to the Liverpool fan and says, "Hey, mate, I think this is a sign that we should put away our petty differences and live as friends instead of being rivals."
The Liverpool fan thinks for a moment and says, "You know, you're absolutely right! We should be friends. In fact, I'm going to see if something else survived the wreck."
The Liverpool fan then pops open his boot and removes a full, undamaged bottle of Jack Daniel's. He says to the Man U Fan, "I think this is another sign- we should toast to our newfound friendship." The Man U fan agrees and grabs the bottle. After sucking down half of the bottle, he hands it back to the Liverpool fan and says, "Your turn!"
The Liverpool fan calmly twists the cap back on the bottle, throws the rest of the bottle over the bridge into the river and says, "Nah, I think I'll just wait for the cops to show up."
just thought i'd post a joke to try and lift a few sprits on such a dark day for our forum
