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[redbeergoggles]

Once Upon a time there was a journalist ,and I use that description loosely ,but to cut a long tedious life (sorry I meant story )short ,we shall begin with said subjects upbringing ,it seems Johnny boy was never in the spotlight often enough and constantly bullied at his respective school, to the point of spending most of his school days on his knees ,but this matter was rectified by the insistence of his family for the use of a knee cushion while in class ,the teachers and masters concured and poor Johnnny was allowed to grovel in relative comfort .

Upon leaving school Johnny pooled all his collective skills, and accumulated knowledge together and came up with a cunning plan to disguise his obvious ineptitude at life ,so he became a cottager ,at first it was right up Johnnys street waiting on his knees in public toilets .
It was here he fist met Lou Macari and he in turn introduced him to Bobby Charlton ,word spread around Manchester like wildfire at this little mans ability ,until gradually Mr Fergurson  heard of his exploits ,surely no-one could outsuck Gary Neville he thought .

Johnny was summoned forthwith and began his life of contentment at the feet of Sir Alex ,however after grooming Johnny Sir Alex decided to send Johnny out into the real world of Fleet St ,truly a place for co*ksuckers he thought.
Johnny started from the bottom literally ,I think some call it rimming , (but thats another story ) anyway Johnny soon realised he was totally inept and new nothing about football ,even less than his mentor .
It was then it dawned on Johnny he would compose a Blog, and in it he would court controversy and dangerous speculation ,because he wanted to be heard in whatever capacity, no matter how many people he upset .
However he had forgotten that one important word that binds Liverpool fans and that word is unity ,simplified it means a bond that the perpetrators of lies and falsehoods will never penertrate.

The moral of this cautionary tale is simple :  If you are happy to accept  a limited life with little imagination, or invention stay in Manchester cottaging ..

[NANNY RED]

Brilliant

[redbeergoggles]

Cheers Nan

[fivecups]

I hope you sent him that RBG!

[NANNY RED]

Ive been raging all day after reading that this mornin

[redbeergoggles]

Ive been raging all day after reading that this mornin

He is more to be pitied than hated Nan, Little man with a big mouth ,the worlds full of them and they seem to congregate in Fleet St..
His boyfriend has my sympathy Nan 

[redbeergoggles]

I hope you sent him that RBG!

That would only serve to heighten his own elevated importance ,no thats just for us Fivecups the people that matter ,he's insignificant fella 

[NANNY RED]

The thing is though he works for the Times, An that piece was in there ,the one making a gob. out of Rafa, ive already complained to them as im sure loads more have, Mind you is it one of Murdochs papers im not sure , an if it is then thats another paper i wont be reading anymore.

[redbeergoggles]

The thing is though he works for the Times, An that piece was in there ,the one making a gob. out of Rafa, ive already complained to them as im sure loads more have, Mind you is it one of Murdochs papers im not sure , an if it is then thats another paper i wont be reading anymore.

Ive read the piece Nan and its Lazy writing ,(trust me I know) ,it is devoid of any wit, or indeed accuracy .
The readers who find any humour in his pen are the ones we should scoff at the most .
If you knew the prejudice that manifests itself in modern journalism against Scousers you would truly be shocked Nan ,we are quite simply hated ..
The Times is just one more paper with lies and propaganda to sell one of many

[Effes]

I haven't read what this fella Aizlewood wrote, I just know it would wind me up something rotten.