Was drinking from about 3 yesterday so was fuc.kin steaming like but it was all good!
Anyway i woke up and guess what was on the telly??As i gazed over her tits and the dogs bake...Bullseye was on!
Yes sir proper no sh'it BULLY with Jim and the fat man that always says'Its Ok its OK calm down take your time'when the non darter is having a hernia trying to hit 101!
And guess what they even had a red and black dart board
Stay outta the black and in the red,bothing in this game for two in a bed!
I love that line!!It kills me!Im PMSL here writting...
Anyway so the darter stepped up and won a TV that looked like evil edna with his 1st arrow..then a set of golf clubs and a home grooming kit!....its class
So then the non darter stepped up! A big fat lesbian with no breasts worth talking about..FFS heres the fat man by the Oche..'Its OK its OK calm down ,take yer time..WE HAVE AAAAAAAAALLLLL THE TIME IN THE WORLD'
So it took ages and then he said..Im gonna have to rush you now!
So anyway the dyke hit 2 blacks and a wire but the'darter' hit another 3 reds including the bull i think..so they had lots of really shi.te prizes to take home..
But WAIT
In bullseye Jim always asks if ya wanna gamble?And the audience go Gambow gambow gambow
They did andf won a fecking speedboat with all sfety gear!
A speed boat
A
speed boat!! Great when ya live in Birmingham..thanks very much Jim,when it rains i'll take it up and down the puddles!
Ta your a gent!
I love bullseye
