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[Woollyback]

yeah where the feck is mikz?

[Lando_Griffin]

FFS he's having a sh*t!!!!!

That's where all absent posters are!

How many more times am I going to have to say this!?! :d

[Woollyback]

lando you've still got your yelolow card, i thought supersub had released all you rabscallions back into the public? 

[jkop]

Irish sweaters brother? do they come with the semtex stuffed up the sleeves ? If so I could use one

[Des]

What are you shaking your head about brother?
If your that sensitive, you shouldnt be on the net.
Ireland and semtex have a long running connection Many of us have bore the brunt of it, but we dont mope about it at the slightest joke.
If we dont like a post-ignore it ignorance is bliss

[Lando_Griffin]

lando you've still got your yelolow card, i thought supersub had released all you rabscallions back into the public? 

That's a damn-good point there, Woollyback!

Shall I start a "Why do I still have my yellow card" hread, a la Roberts!?!

[The Manhattan Project]

Manhattan loves Irish Sweaters.

They are my favourite breed, aside from Yorkshire Terriers.

[Roger Red Hat]

Irish type gag thing...

Two dyslexics Paddy and Mick go on a ski-ing holiday to the Alps. The next day they are about to go down the piste when Paddy turns to Mick and says "Do we zig zag or zag zig down this slope, I dont know replies Mick I am Dsylexic the same as yourself. Suddenly they spot this fella all dressed up in magnificent ski-ing gear and thinking he is an instructor they decide to approach him. Good morning says Paddy we are both dyslexic and dont know whether to zig zag or zag zig down this slope can you help us. I dont know replied the gentleman Im just a toboginnist
Thats fine replied Paddy can you give me twenty Benson & Hedges

[Big Niall]

Why do the british have an empire on which the sun never sets?


Because not even god would trust the Brits in the dark

[woof woof !]

Big Niall was worried about his increasing loss of hair , not wanting to end up completely bald at his age he decided to consult a specialist . The specialist asked if him if he'd ever considered a transplant, to which Big Niall replied.

"I did think about it but decided I'd look a bit stupid with a kidney sewn on me head "     

[Des]

I say , thats very funny old boy. Nice to see the English and Irish can laugh at each other.
The scots invented copper wire arguing over a penny

What's the difference between a Scotsman and Mick Jagger? Jagger sings: "Hey, you, get offa my cloud" Scotsman shouts: "Eh, McCloud, get off my ewe!"

[thegreedo]

Big Niall went for a job as a traffic warden, upon application he had to answer a simple question.

"some sections of road have double yellow lines, why?"

Niall thought for a moment and said,

"To be sure, to be sure!!"

[Des]

Ill help Big Niall out here with a joke.

An Irish man, Englishman and a Scotsman are sitting in a pub full of people. The Irishman says, "The pubs in Ireland are the best. You can buy one drink and get a second one free". Everyone in the pub agreed and gave a big cheer. The Scottishman says,"..yeah. That's quite good but in Scotland you can buy one drink and get another 2 for free." Again, the crowd in the pub gave a big cheer. The English man says "Your two pubs are good old chaps but they are not as good as the ones in England. In England you can buy one pint, get another 3 for free and then get taken into the backroom for a "
The Irishman said "WOW! Did that happen to you?" and the Englishman replies "No, but it happened to my sister."

[thegreedo]

Big Niall starts a job painting the white lines in the middle of the road, the foreman tells him his performance will be monitored and he expects at least 1/2 a mile of lines painted per day. Niall being a grafter said no problem.

On the first day Niall was great he did 2 miles of lines, he was flying!
On the second day he only managed half a mile!
On the third day he barely managed a quarter of a mile!
On the fourth day he was called into the foreman's portacabin.

"Niall, what's happened, on the first day you did great, day two was so-so and yesterday quite frankly was ! What's happened?"

Niall looked at the foreman, his face red with anger and said,

"Feck me gaffer! Give us a break, It's a feckin' long way back to that bucket!!!"

[Big Niall]

An Irish man and English man and a French man went into a bar. Each one starting boasting about how great their drink is. The french man asks for a glass of their finest wine and stares at the other two. The English man asks for a pint of warm ale and knocks it back in one. The Irishman asks for a pint of water. The Englishman and French man look at him and ask doesn't even he have confidence in a pint of Guiness, to which the Irishman responds

"I'm not drinking if you two aren't"