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by **red37** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 4:07 pm

if you could choose any name to use as an author,what would it be? feel free to add the title of your masterpiece.

the madder the better please....(and i mean you lando)!

:wwww

how to 'merry' on through an attack of hives
by
pankremumptius fnurk

by **dawson99** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 4:11 pm

ive written a few under the name shasta McBigBalls

by **Roger Red Hat** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 4:13 pm

Title : How to satisfy a woman
Author : Ivor Biggun

Title : How to talk utter bollox
Author : welsh wizzard

Title : Sing along Karaoke (Asian Edition)
Author : Gerupta Singh

by **dawson99** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 4:14 pm

space weapons by ray gun (the old classic lol)

by **Piewhack** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 4:21 pm

'The Secrets of Fly-fishing',
by J.R. Hartley

by **red37** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 4:33 pm

Lee J wrote:Title : How to talk utter bollox
Author : welsh wizzard

whitbread prize winner that one lee

by **red37** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 4:35 pm

anyone read the gripping new bestseller by
pompo gruff.."the bells of old fratton park"

by **woof woof !** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 5:01 pm

For those nights when you're stuck at home alone with nothing on the telly a book I can recommend is "The Single Mans Search for Sexual Satifaction" by Mustapha Rubb . :nod

by **drummerphil** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 5:03 pm

Innuendo

by drummerphilth

by **red37** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 5:15 pm

heard of one called "DILEMMA: the finger of fate" by scaramongo grapear5e.... who is the worlds leading light in matters of correct application of germoloids and other related treatments of the back entry.

by **andy_g** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 1:24 am

'the sarcastic cowboy' by tex p!ss

by **Lando_Griffin** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 4:25 am

Ben Dshiscock's "Deformed tent erections"

Ted E. Bare's "Naked Animals"

Mustapha Krapp's "Toilet Time" (For the kids)

Bumble B. Stings' "Dangerous Creatures"

Helmut Kuvering's "Safe Sex"

Richard Pointer's "Problems of the Permanent Erection"

Henry Kissinger's "Snogging Guide"

Robin Banks' "Cash Withdrawals"

R. U. A. Dingleberry's "Fruit and it's kin"

by **red37** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 12:28 pm

Lando_Griffin wrote:Helmut Kuvering's "Safe Sex"

by **red37** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 12:30 pm

"5 times an hour - the indispensible guide to gastroenteritis" by runfya leif.

just read it!!!

by **Lando_Griffin** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 4:05 am

Jesus Two-quick's "Prematur Ejaculation." - It's a quick read!!!!! (Sorry.)

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