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by **Bad Bob** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 9:03 pm

Feck me, I thought door-to-door milk service only happened in old-timey movies? Not even Uncle Phil and Aunt Viv get milk delivery, and they live in Bel-Air! :laugh:

by **Smeg** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 10:10 pm

IIIIINNNNN WWEEESSSSTTTT PHHHILLLAAADELPHIA...

by **Red @ Heart** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 11:06 am

Rafa-Dodd wrote:I think I'm going to throw up.

I had just got out of my car listening to music and not paying attention to anything. I was walking across the road when I heard a woman screaming.

I looked back and saw her pointing, and I followed her stare.

Just outside the train station were 3 guys. Two of them standing, one of them was on the ground bloody. The taller of the two men had a baseball bat and was about ready to smash it into his head again.

The girl was dialing on her mobile and suddenly the other man, who hadn't been doing anything, took a gun out of his jacket and shot the guy on the ground in the head.

The two men got into a car and sped off. When I came back in I phoned my Mum to tell her what I had just seen. And...

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My mom got scared, she said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought "Nah, forget it, Yo homes, to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby, "Yo homes, smell ya later!" I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

omg, i went so fúcking pale, you idiot.

by **Red_lass** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 11:10 am

omg, i went so fúcking pale, you idiot.

he has way too much time on his hands..apparently :laugh:

by **red37** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 11:31 am

woof woof ! wrote:
Rafa-Dodd wrote:Also at Xmas if you get out before the the milkman, you can rob his tips they leave in the empties!!

Yer little swines .

f** that.. i used to go round knocking on doors a week before chrimbo pretending to be his helper

it worked too!! one year i made 27 quid :buttrock

by **Dundalk** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 12:54 pm

Very funny, was a bit worried at the start

by **7_Kewell** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 1:32 pm

by **Judge** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 1:34 pm

Red_lass wrote:
omg, i went so fúcking pale, you idiot.

he has way too much time on his hands..apparently

time!, probably his dick

him and smeg

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