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by **bunglemark2** » Mon Aug 23, 2010 11:41 pm

My wife told me I was immature and needed to grow up...So guess who is not allowed in my tree-house now!

by **bunglemark2** » Mon Aug 23, 2010 11:42 pm

Englishman takes his goldfish to the vet and says its got epilepsy.
The vet says "it looks calm enough to me." Englishman says "I haven't taken it out the bowl yet!"

by **7_Kewell** » Mon Aug 23, 2010 11:44 pm

My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower the other day

I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden.”

by **Kharhaz** » Mon Aug 23, 2010 11:48 pm

The English football team was examined by a medical panel and pronounced fit for FA.

by **bunglemark2** » Wed Aug 25, 2010 11:30 pm

I wrote to jimmy Savile when I was a kid:

Dear Jim
Please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please can you fix it for me to get my stammer fixed.

by **kalos** » Tue Aug 31, 2010 6:48 pm

Observations were asked for initially....mine is...

Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

:lookaround

by **dawson99** » Tue Aug 31, 2010 7:54 pm

can mute people burp?

by **Dundalk** » Tue Aug 31, 2010 8:16 pm

Carlton Cole

by **dawson99** » Tue Aug 31, 2010 8:18 pm

Rafa Benitez

by **dawson99** » Tue Aug 31, 2010 8:19 pm

by **OneHotRed** » Tue Aug 31, 2010 8:44 pm

keep the

jokes coming, im chuckling here

by **dawson99** » Tue Aug 31, 2010 8:50 pm

Q: Why was the broom late?
A: Because he overswept.

by **metalhead** » Tue Aug 31, 2010 8:53 pm

Dawson

by **dawson99** » Tue Aug 31, 2010 8:57 pm

cats rock

by **metalhead** » Tue Aug 31, 2010 9:02 pm

cats are awesome :buttrock

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