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by **RAFABENITEZ** » Mon May 16, 2005 10:25 pm

I was on the bus 2day n i thought id send this bird my number via bluetooth, i did and when she was gettin off i lookd back n guess what? she gave me the middle finger!! how harsh, suppose its a bit big headed sendin my number, im basically saying give me a call cos i cant be arsed to get your number. what you think? I WAS GUTTED LIKE CoS SHES DEAD FIT.

by **Lando_Griffin** » Tue May 17, 2005 12:06 am

I'm gutted for you!!!lol!!!

by **LFC #1** » Tue May 17, 2005 4:20 am

you t!t

by **Pablo_Escobar** » Tue May 17, 2005 7:43 am

You just go over to the girl and ask her for a number, a meeting, anything instead of sending her your number.
What a disgrace for human relations

by **Roger Red Hat** » Tue May 17, 2005 10:01 am

Never give the bird YOUR number. Get her number, take her out for some chips, throw one up her and leave - no comebacks.

by **Woollyback** » Tue May 17, 2005 10:16 am

I despair for the youth of today... :glare:

whatever happened to human contact?

You should've just gone over to her and molested her breasts. If she didn't slap you, you'd have been in there

by **Roger Red Hat** » Tue May 17, 2005 10:18 am

....and if she didn't have any you'd better get off that bus damn quick!

by **jonnymac1979** » Tue May 17, 2005 10:30 am

I had more problems with a bus yesterday, felt like chinning the driver, but it's nothing compared to your sorry tale lad....... :laugh:

by **hawkmoon269** » Tue May 17, 2005 10:33 am

Woollyback wrote:I despair for the youth of today... whatever happened to human contact?

You should've just gone over to her and molested her breasts. If she didn't slap you, you'd have been in there

Unless she was Angelina Jolie, and then you'd be in whether she slapped you, or not!!! Well.....as long as you slapped her back!

by **84-1106852058** » Tue May 17, 2005 10:46 am

Ah the old middle finger response.Your obviously a young man and you feel very hurt at the moment,dont worry life is full of ups and downs.Look on the bright side this young lady spared your feelings.Imagine how you would have felt if she had stood up on the bus and shouted,Stick your number up your @rse you ugly b@stard.

See you feel better already. :rasp

by **Woollyback** » Tue May 17, 2005 11:19 am

A bloke is at the checkout at his local ASDA admiring the pretty checkout girl who's serving him. She scans through his microvave meal for one, 1 pint of milk, 1 potato, one toilet roll, one packet of sandwiches...

"Do you mind me asking sir", she says "are you single by any chance?" says the checkout girl

"Yes" says the man, "how did you know that, is it because I was buying just one of everything?"

"No" replies the girl, "it's because you're an ugly c*nt"

by **taff** » Tue May 17, 2005 11:37 am

jonnymac1979 wrote:I had more problems with a bus yesterday, felt like chinning the driver, but it's nothing compared to your sorry tale lad.......

What is it with you and buses

by **hawkmoon269** » Tue May 17, 2005 11:47 am

Woollyback wrote:A bloke is at the checkout at his local ASDA admiring the pretty checkout girl who's serving him. She scans through his microvave meal for one, 1 pint of milk, 1 potato, one toilet roll, one packet of sandwiches...

"Do you mind me asking sir", she says "are you single by any chance?" says the checkout girl

"Yes" says the man, "how did you know that, is it because I was buying just one of everything?"

"No" replies the girl, "it's because you're an ugly c*nt"

Classic Woolly reeponse!!! Priceless

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by **Woollyback** » Tue May 17, 2005 11:56 am

class

by **jonnymac1979** » Tue May 17, 2005 12:18 pm

taff wrote:
jonnymac1979 wrote:I had more problems with a bus yesterday, felt like chinning the driver, but it's nothing compared to your sorry tale lad.......

What is it with you and buses

I fu*king HATE them.

And I have to rely on them to get to work. :angry:

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