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Postby taff » Tue May 17, 2005 12:26 pm

I think Ive touched a nerve there

What about a pushbike or a scooter perhaps
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Postby Starbridge42 » Tue May 17, 2005 12:37 pm

RAFABENITEZ wrote:I was on the bus 2day n i thought id send this bird my number via bluetooth, i did and when she was gettin off i lookd back n guess what? she gave me the middle finger!! how harsh, suppose its a bit big headed sendin my number, im basically saying give me a call cos i cant be arsed to get your number. what you think? I WAS GUTTED LIKE CoS SHES DEAD FIT.

Dude, y didnt u just go up to her.  Thats pathetic  :rasp
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Postby jonnymac1979 » Tue May 17, 2005 12:50 pm

taff wrote:I think Ive touched a nerve there

What about a pushbike or a scooter perhaps

I wouldn't ever touch a scooter.  I'm not cycling to work.  My girlfriend needs the car for her job.  I don't live near a train station (which are probably worse than buses) so I have no choice.
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Postby hawkmoon269 » Tue May 17, 2005 1:45 pm

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taff wrote:I think Ive touched a nerve there

What about a pushbike or a scooter perhaps

I wouldn't ever touch a scooter.  I'm not cycling to work.  My girlfriend needs the car for her job.  I don't live near a train station (which are probably worse than buses) so I have no choice.

Why don't you buy your g/f a scooter?  Or make her buy another car?
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Postby LFC #1 » Tue May 17, 2005 1:56 pm

hawkmoon269 wrote:
Woollyback wrote:A bloke is at the checkout at his local ASDA admiring the pretty checkout girl who's serving him. She scans through his  microvave meal for one, 1 pint of milk, 1 potato, one toilet roll, one packet of sandwiches...

"Do you mind me asking sir", she says "are you single by any chance?" says the checkout girl

"Yes" says the man, "how did you know that, is it because I was buying just one of everything?"

"No" replies the girl, "it's because you're an ugly c*nt"

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Postby RAFABENITEZ » Tue May 17, 2005 9:24 pm

OK I SHOULD HAVE JUST TALKED TO HER?? IS IT TOO LATE TO DO THAT? i must be crazy bowt her cos i keep walking past her house to get the bus when i dnt really need to, n whenever i see her my heart goes ape :censored:. I know im pathetic, please dont insult me but try to help me in my current pathetic state.
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Postby dawson99 » Tue May 17, 2005 9:41 pm

rafa mate
too late to just talk to her
sending your number via bluetooth is invading her privacy and thats seen as not good by some gals.
what u couls do is try to make a joke of it all, say the mate next to u did it as u said she was nice. shed like that and that would start the convo going.

u'll need quick wits tho to get out of this one mate
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Postby RAFABENITEZ » Tue May 17, 2005 9:49 pm

problem, i was on my own! so was she, i was just too nervous to do the talking thing. Im nt normally like that, its probably cos i knew who she was and she livesround the corner, if she was a stranger id have been ok to talk.
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Postby dawson99 » Tue May 17, 2005 9:51 pm

u gotta make light of it... if she thinks u r serious then she'll think 'stalker'

just say oops and act all coy, see if u can get a smile...if u do, get in, if not... get drunk lol
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Postby RAFABENITEZ » Tue May 17, 2005 9:57 pm

k, perhaps i miss read what i thought was positve body language, the last few times iv been going out on a friday night to the shop on my way 2 going drinking, shes always came to the shop coincidentaly 5 mins later. Oh, n her m8s wer really stairin at me wen she n them walked by, but she didnt, and i went in a shop in town on saturday, it was a newsagent, n she n her mate came in, she gave me a quick glimse of eye contact, her mate did it a bit longer, but looked less embaressed. what im saying is i was convinced she liked me. wot u fink?
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Postby 7_Kewell » Tue May 17, 2005 9:59 pm

Sorry Rafa but she's not interested...if she was she would have spoken to you and not told you to fook off when she saw your number on her phone....move on and learn NOT to SEND YOUR NUMBER TO A GIRLS PHONE UNTIL YOU TALK TO THEM FIRST!!!

for now i think i'll keep to my ttried and trusted route of 'talking' to girls in order to get their number!   :D
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Postby hawkmoon269 » Tue May 17, 2005 10:03 pm

Talk to Woolly...he'll help
Either that, or you can pay for one of his ladies.
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Postby RAFABENITEZ » Tue May 17, 2005 10:08 pm

so it is too late for me to apologise for being a arrogant jerk, expecting her to call me, and then say i only did it cos i really like her?
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Postby dawson99 » Tue May 17, 2005 10:11 pm

RAFABENITEZ wrote:so it is too late for me to apologise for being a arrogant jerk, expecting her to call me, and then say i only did it cos i really like her?

its not too late. by all means do that. sincerity always helps... but be prepared to be shot down and called a jerk
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Postby RAFABENITEZ » Tue May 17, 2005 10:12 pm

so it wont make me suceed in pulling that fine bit of :censored:?
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