jonnymac1979 wrote:Woollyback wrote:Jonnymac: Alcoholic
You got that right. I've got the shakes as we speak. Can't keep still. I've just pretty much had a bit of a lost weekend.
Had a bottle of this sh!t strong wine on Friday, like rocket fuel it was. My girlfriend bought it, I'll have to ask her what it was called so I can recommend it to you all.
Went to my cousins on Saturday evening where I was drinking some marzipan flavoured petrol/gasoline. Last time I checked my watch it was 04:20am.
Got back for the match yesterday at Anfield where I had a sausage roll. It turned out to be the only thing I ate yesterday if you don't count a handful of peanuts in the boozer straight after the game.
Apparently, approximtely ten pints later, I got back to my aunt and uncle's house last night where my legs promtly gave way and (to quote my girlfriend) "You burst out laughing and looked really confused as to why you were on the floor!!!"
To be fair, I feel like I haven't had a weekend. I've lost a couple of days.
Whoa, I remember that weekend, but not the bit about falling on the floor.




