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Postby zarababe » Thu Nov 11, 2004 6:49 pm

Stumbled across this ... though it might help u all stay in the good books with ya girlz... :D



                       NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!!!

                                 ALL ARE WELCOME
                                 OPEN TO MEN ONLY


Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants

The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:



DAY ONE

HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step by step guide with slide presentation

TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussion

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics)

DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
Debate among a panel of experts.

LOSS OF VIRILITY
Losing the remote control to your significant other - Help line and support groups

LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming - Open forum


DAY TWO

EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
Group discussion and role play

HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
PowerPoint presentation

REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did

IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation

LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER
Online class and role playing

HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques

REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE
Bring your calendar or PDA to class

GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
Individual counsellors available
THE BRENDAN REVOLUTION IS UPON US !

KING KENNY.. Always LEGEND !

RAFA.. MADE THE PEOPLE HAPPY !

Miss YOU Phil-Drummer - RIP YNWA

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Postby A.B. » Thu Nov 11, 2004 6:51 pm

When do these classes start?
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Postby zarababe » Thu Nov 11, 2004 6:56 pm

..  u are the firss to join.. nice one... your lady will defo notice the difference ... :D :;): as soon as the quota of 8 is reached ...  :)
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Postby Ciggy » Thu Nov 11, 2004 7:47 pm

Lol zara nice one :D  :laugh:
But they have left the toilet seat doesnt go down on its own out :p an aim in the middle :angry:  :D
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Postby simic_ie » Thu Nov 11, 2004 8:32 pm

cisses_gona_get_ya wrote:Lol zara nice one :D  :laugh:
But they have left the toilet seat doesnt go down on its own out :p an aim in the middle :angry:  :D

Well excuse me Lyndsey but we have to lift the thing up to have a p*ss so whats the big deal with you putting it down again when it's your turn!!!  :;):

As for aiming down the middle, sometimes these things are out of our control!  :cool:  :D
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Postby Ciggy » Thu Nov 11, 2004 8:51 pm

simic_ie wrote:
cisses_gona_get_ya wrote:Lol zara nice one
But they have left the toilet seat doesnt go down on its own out :p an aim in the middle   

Well excuse me Lyndsey but we have to lift the thing up to have a p*ss so whats the big deal with you putting it down again when it's your turn!!! 

As for aiming down the middle, sometimes these things are out of our control!   
:laugh: Oh yer is that right simic :D  aim in the middle an dont be drippin round the edge :glare:  :D
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Postby A.B. » Thu Nov 11, 2004 9:05 pm

But they have left the toilet seat doesnt go down on its own out  an aim in the middle


Any solution to that problem? Toilet seat is always up after I'm done.
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Postby JBG » Thu Nov 11, 2004 9:06 pm

If I live to 100 I'll never understand the fuss about toilet seats.  ???
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Postby A.B. » Thu Nov 11, 2004 9:09 pm

If I live to 100 I'll never understand the fuss about toilet seats


I feel the same way.
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Postby JBG » Thu Nov 11, 2004 9:12 pm

A.B. wrote:
If I live to 100 I'll never understand the fuss about toilet seats


I feel the same way.

Even when they try to explain it to me I still don't get it.
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Postby simic_ie » Thu Nov 11, 2004 9:13 pm

Yea, its one of these oddities about women, they don't want to touch the seat even though 75% of the time its there @rse thats plonked on it! :D
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Postby Ciggy » Thu Nov 11, 2004 9:14 pm

simic_ie wrote:Yea, its one of these oddities about women, they don't want to touch the seat even though 75% of the time its there @rse thats plonked on it! :D

:laugh: well we cant stand an pee can we not our fault ok so there :p
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Postby A.B. » Thu Nov 11, 2004 9:16 pm

Toilet seats were ment to be up not down.
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Postby simic_ie » Thu Nov 11, 2004 9:16 pm

Yes you can, then you'd know about our difficulties in keeping it aimed down the middle!! :laugh: :;):
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Postby Ciggy » Thu Nov 11, 2004 9:19 pm

simic_ie wrote:Yes you can, then you'd know about our difficulties in keeping it aimed down the middle!! :laugh:

:D No we cant we havent got one of them sticky out things have we to aim and miss with.
My mate puts a coin in her toilet so her fella aims at it  :laugh:
Didnt help much when he came home drunk one night and peed in the wardrobe :Oo:
see us girls would never do that  :p
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