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Postby A.B. » Thu Nov 11, 2004 9:20 pm

No we cant we havent got one of them sticky out things have we to aim and miss with.
My mate puts a coin in hers toilet so her fella aims at it   
Didnt help much when he came home drunk one night and peed in the wardrobe 
see us girls would never do that


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Postby simic_ie » Thu Nov 11, 2004 9:26 pm

But as I said we can aim our "sticky out things" fine and dandy, but sometimes where its aimed and where it shoots aren't the same direction. That and the fact that we don't really concentrate on it. Anyone see those dutch urinals where they painted a fly on them? They put it in some bar toilets and apparently aim improved drastically! :p
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Postby Dom1 » Thu Nov 11, 2004 9:27 pm

no point lifting the seat up all the time, what are tissues for :D
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Postby simic_ie » Thu Nov 11, 2004 9:29 pm

:laugh:  Good point Dom, they should be damn glad we lift em up in the first palce!! :laugh:
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Postby Ciggy » Thu Nov 11, 2004 9:31 pm

Dom1 wrote:no point lifting the seat up all the time, what are tissues for :D

??? you must have plenty of toilet roll Dom or are the tissues used for something else :;):  :D
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Postby Dom1 » Thu Nov 11, 2004 9:37 pm

both :D
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Postby Ciggy » Thu Nov 11, 2004 9:39 pm

Dom1 wrote:both :D

:laugh: Horny hormone 19 year old :devil:  :D
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Postby Dom1 » Thu Nov 11, 2004 9:39 pm

yeah, im normal :D

...god that sounded weird....i suppose im not so normal!!!
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Postby JBG » Thu Nov 11, 2004 9:41 pm

I saw something on tv where a company is making a toilet bowl with a little plastic fly in the bottom so as to give chaps something to aim for!
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Postby simic_ie » Thu Nov 11, 2004 9:43 pm

John Barnes' Granny wrote:I saw something on tv where a company is making a toilet bowl with a little plastic fly in the bottom so as to give chaps something to aim for!

No doubt the women will be complaining we're making too much noise then when we add a bit of power cos the little b@stard isn't moving  :angry: :D
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Postby Dom1 » Thu Nov 11, 2004 9:43 pm

great idea, my little toilet game is to try and make all the water go bubbly :D  ...its harder than it sounds :D
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Postby Ciggy » Thu Nov 11, 2004 9:46 pm

eeeeeeeeeeeeeee :Oo:
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Postby JBG » Thu Nov 11, 2004 9:47 pm

Dom1 wrote:great idea, my little toilet game is to try and make all the water go bubbly :D  ...its harder than it sounds :D

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Postby Dom1 » Thu Nov 11, 2004 9:47 pm

:D
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Postby Ciggy » Thu Nov 11, 2004 9:56 pm

simic_ie wrote:
John Barnes' Granny wrote:I saw something on tv where a company is making a toilet bowl with a little plastic fly in the bottom so as to give chaps something to aim for!

No doubt the women will be complaining we're making too much noise then when we add a bit of power cos the little b@stard isn't moving  :angry: :D

:D Think you better edit the little B bit simic  :p  :D
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