Have you seen cisse's parrot?

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Postby stmichael » Fri Sep 02, 2005 8:27 pm

This story today was hilarious.  :D

Cisse's sick as a parrot

Sep 2 2005

EXCLUSIVE by Rob Devey, Chester Chronicle


An African Grey parrot of the type stolen

A PARROT ordered by football star Djibril Cisse was stolen from a pet shop.

Thieves snatched two African Grey parrots, each worth £600, from Line Star Tropicals in Tarvin between 6.30pm on Monday and 8.30am on Tuesday.

One was due to be delivered to Liverpool striker Cisse, who became Lord of The Manor of Frodsham after buying the town's £2m Ridge Manor House.

The other, named Golly Grey, was a treasured shop pet.

A wall was knocked through to gain access to the High Street shop after thieves scaled a neighbouring roof.

They forced an internal security door and cages before netting the birds and taking cash from the till and charity boxes.

The raid is the third at the shop in a year.

Owner Roger Dutton installed razor wire around the roof after thieves removed slates when snakes, lizards and tortoises worth around £2,000 were taken. A parrot was also stolen a year ago.

Mr Dutton, who believes the same gang may be responsible, is now introducing CCTV and adding razor wire to the vacant premises next door.

He said: 'They must have come with hammer and chisels and have taken a three foot square hole out of the wall.

'It looks as if they failed to get the cages through the hole so I imagine they put the parrots in a bag or a box. They would have been scared stiff.'

Shop manager Anne Craven said: 'This is heartbreaking - we were really attached to Golly Grey.

'After three years of hard work and devotion these people have probably stuffed it in a bag.'

Insp Phil Hodgson said: 'People tend to steal pedigree dogs but it is very unusual for animals like this to go missing.'

Anyone with information should contact Cheshire Constabulary on 01244 350000 or Crimestoppers on 0800 555111.
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Let's hope the parrot is still alive. Otherwise it could star in a Monty Python scene.

- I'll tell you what's wrong with it, it's dead.
- No, no, it's only resting. Beautiful bird.

Etc.  :D  :laugh:  :D
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Postby Woollyback » Fri Sep 02, 2005 9:00 pm

I feel a campaign coming on - GIVE DJIBRIL HIS PARROT BACK!
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Postby kopite_1232002 » Fri Sep 02, 2005 9:56 pm

herd its gettin held ransom
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Postby adamnbarrett » Fri Sep 02, 2005 9:58 pm

Apparently kidnappers are close to breaking point with this parrot, sources say it keeps repeating what they say and they are getting stressed out :D
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Postby El Nino_#9 » Fri Sep 02, 2005 10:04 pm

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                   WANTED!!! DEAD OR ALIVE!!
                          REWARD- £100

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Postby Reinas No.1 Fan » Fri Sep 02, 2005 10:13 pm

Liverpool Fc are appealing for the quick return of the parrot, Apparently the parrot was liverpools only last day signing and was signed to motivate Djbril Cisse by repeating the phrase "You are better than Michael Owen" and "Play well and you can do stupid dances around more tropheys".

Rumour has it that the parrot has been taken by David Moyes and is currently being trained to tell James Beattie the exact same thing.

Rumour also has it the parrot has started talking out of its backside because of the re-training.
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Postby Woollyback » Fri Sep 02, 2005 10:18 pm

Liverpool Fc are appealing for the quick return of the parrot, Apparently the parrot was liverpools only last day signing and was signed to motivate Djbril Cisse by repeating the phrase "You are better than Michael Owen" and "Play well and you can do stupid dances around more tropheys".

Rumour has it that the parrot has been taken by David Moyes and is currently being trained to tell James Beattie the exact same thing.

Rumour also has it the parrot has started talking out of its backside because of the re-training.
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Postby adamnbarrett » Fri Sep 02, 2005 10:18 pm

Rumour also has it the parrot has started talking out of its backside because of the re-training


e.g. Bent will score 20 goals a season
      Everton will win trophies

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Postby Woollyback » Fri Sep 02, 2005 10:19 pm

sorry, just doing a parrot impression :D
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Postby adamnbarrett » Fri Sep 02, 2005 10:19 pm

woolly why have you copied the exact thing dudek has wrote? ???
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Postby stmichael » Fri Sep 02, 2005 10:21 pm

woolly why have you copied the exact thing dudek has wrote? ???
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Postby Reinas No.1 Fan » Fri Sep 02, 2005 10:22 pm

lol, nice one woollyback :D
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Postby adamnbarrett » Fri Sep 02, 2005 10:22 pm

Oh I get it :D
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Postby stmichael » Sat Sep 03, 2005 12:18 am

Actually thinking about it, it's probably sitting on his head and it's blended with his hair. :D
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Postby anfieldadorer » Sat Sep 03, 2005 5:29 am

This story today was hilarious. :D
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