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[laza]

For those who celebrate that sort of thing this Friday

Happy Easter   

[shanks72]

For those who celebrate that sort of thing this Friday

Happy Easter   

Happy Easter to you too. Yes I do celebrate it.


   


(but I'm not a big fan of easter eggs, they tend to give me toothache)   

[drummerphil]

dont celebrate it as a rule but have many times gone out and got píssed to death  on a friday and resurrected myself on a sunday........if that counts.

[Judge]

dont celebrate it as a rule but have many times gone out and got píssed to death  on a friday and resurrected myself on a sunday........if that counts.

it does phil

have you tried the festive drink called chocolate ale (its bitter but with a choccy taste)

[drummerphil]

chocolate fecking ale..........sounds like a complete ruin of a pint that does.......

[dawson99]

and dont forget that summer is almost here:

Ah, Tit Monday. It's not that far off now...

That glorious day when, heading into work on the bus, or walking to the tube, or sitting on the train, you find yourself suddenly chirpier than you have been in months. You find yourself smiling at strangers again. There is a mild involuntary tumescence in your trousers that comes and goes throughout the morning with the comforting regularity of a heartbeat.

And then you get a text around lunchtime from a mate which says: "At last, Tit Monday!" And you instantly understand why you are so happy. For Tit Monday is that special day in the year when, for the first time, the temperature rises above that magical point which causes girls getting dressed in the morning to decide to show a bit of skin.

After months of dull colours and chunky knit, the world's birds suddenly dive into last summer's wardrobe (they've not had chance to buy this season's stuff) and chuck it on without a thought. Your urban landscape is suddenly lightened with acres of naked arm and leg and, after many dark months of burrowing, breasts rising to the surface like moles at dusk.

Big breasts in white work shirts straining at the buttons. Small breasts braless in vest tops, the nipples frotted by ribby fabrics. Breasts in summer dresses bouncing in the distance so that they catch your eye before you even notice there is someone wearing them. Breasts nudging out from the crowd at traffic islands, quivering to cross the road...

And you know it is nearly summer. For previous generations, the arrival of spring was heralded by the sound of the first cuckoo. For us, it is Tit Monday.

Not that it always falls on a Monday. Like Easter, Tit Monday is a moveable feast. Last year it fell on a Friday. Friday 29 April, to be precise, when temperatures maxed out at 22.1C after nothing much above 16C all year. It last fell on a Monday in 2004, when temperatures leapt to 22C on 24 April.

And then, of course, there is Tit Monday Night. You see, in early summer, temperatures drop off very dramatically when night falls (Tit Friday 2005 dropped away to a parky 11.8C). But the dollies are not prepared. Slightly stunned by the morning heat, they drag out the summer clothes but forget to bring a cardie (a mistake they will not make again until next year), so that when they're all standing outside All Bar One after work celebrating the arrival of spring, their barely covered nipples have no protection from the cold. It's like a Bring-and-Buy sale where everyone has brought hat pegs. It's like a prog-rock gig where, instead of lighters, everyone is holding up nipples.

So when will Tit Monday fall this year? Will you be the first to text your mates with the announcement? Do not shoot your bolt too early. There will be false starts. You will smell fresh cut grass and see a couple of early starters and feel compelled to declare Tit Monday. But your more level-headed friends will tell you to hold your horses, keep your powder dry, don't fire until you see the whites of their bra straps.

As the poet said: one bold Northern slapper in a bikini doth not a summer make.

[kitster]

just had a tenner on robbie top scorer next season 33/1

;-))

[dawson99]

thats got nothing to do with t!t monday!!!

and 33/1? are u a comlete eejit? u can back him at 300 to 1 if u shop around!!!!!!!

[shanks72]

dont celebrate it as a rule but have many times gone out and got píssed to death  on a friday and resurrected myself on a sunday........if that counts.

Just thank your lucky stars you weren't crucified on a Friday (or any other day), now that wouldn't be very pleasant, would it.

[dawson99]

my fave film quote is about the crucifiction (no blasphemy meant)

Igby: If heaven is such a wonderful place then how come being crucified is such a big sacrifice?

[shanks72]

Haven't quite got the hang of this "quote" business. Didn't want to quote all of DAWSON99's original message about T** Monday!!

suffice to say I think this is very sad..........................and doesn't have much to do with Easter. (Mind you I suppose you are a bloke, so this way of thinking is understandable, sad, but understandable)

I can't help thinking you're all trying to upset me, but I am not going to be upset because it's Easter and if it wasn't you wouldn't be getting Friday and Monday off, have you thought about that (unless this doesn't affect you). Easter is a nice celebration anyway, so just enjoy it!

                                                                                                                                                                                     

[dawson99]

eh? whats upsetting about t!t monday? its a sign of spring

[shanks72]

It just shows what the male mind is concentrated on, that women are seen as s** objects and all that and this does infuriate me I must admit, but as Ciggy said in one of her posts, we all know where men's brains are (most of them), so I suppose this is to be expected.       
                                                                                                                                                                 
                                                                                                                                                   


I don't quite get your film quote......perhaps I'll have to think about it more

[dawson99]

ok, the t!ty monday thing is meant in jest!

the quote is from igby goes down. i just think its a funny quote.

[taff]

ok, the t!ty monday thing is meant in jest!

the quote is from igby goes down. i just think its a funny quote.

You meant it Dawsonio and why not