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[Kharhaz]

Heres mine....

Celebrities who are known as celebrities for nothing, you know, Pierce Morgan because he insulted the british army to sell papers, Rebecca Loos because she made out she let Beckham slip her one, Jade Goody ?? I still to this day dont know how she became one !

People who say "Im Skint, i'll have to go to the bank", if your skint your out of money, nothing, zilch, so the bank aint gonna help ya, if ya have money in the bank you aint skint you have run out of the funds your currently handling.

Statistics, why is it that a majority seem to be used by the government and there always seems to be a favourible one that they use and yet everyone around the country knows its wrong !

Bus drivers, why can they never accept a £5 note? all they have is change, and tons of it but you walk on with a note and they are buggered !

Thats just a few of mine, and I feel better for it, if something grips your poo post it here !

[Bad Bob]

I'm starting to hate all of these new-fangled "touchless" public bathrooms at restaurants and the like.  The idea's fine--things are more hygenic if you don't have to turn on taps, use a lever to get a paper towel etc.  But there's always at least two problems:

1) the sensors are bloody useless so you end up getting 4 seconds of water before it shuts off or you stand there waving your hand in front of the electronic paper towel dispenser like a moron

But the much bigger problem is...

2) you get done and go to leave and there's a door handle that you need to pull to get out of the place.  So, the twenty minutes you've spent trying to wash and dry your hands without touching anything is all for nowt because you've got to pull the germ-covered handle to leave.  Feckin' pointless!

[Kharhaz]

Ive always hated those push down taps, my norm is to push the tap down, wet my hands, squirt the soap, then rinse but by this time the waters stopped and have to leave soapy remains on the tap handle and totally winds me up ! whatever happened to good ole turn, rinse, turn off !

[Bad Bob]

Don't even get me started on the sit-down toilets with sensors.  When I'm laying pipe I want full control over the flushing function!

[Bad Bob]

Heres mine....

Celebrities who are known as celebrities for nothing, you know, Pierce Morgan because he insulted the british army to sell papers, Rebecca Loos because she made out she let Beckham slip her one, Jade Goody ?? I still to this day dont know how she became one !

People who say "Im Skint, i'll have to go to the bank", if your skint your out of money, nothing, zilch, so the bank aint gonna help ya, if ya have money in the bank you aint skint you have run out of the funds your currently handling.

Statistics, why is it that a majority seem to be used by the government and there always seems to be a favourible one that they use and yet everyone around the country knows its wrong !

Bus drivers, why can they never accept a £5 note? all they have is change, and tons of it but you walk on with a note and they are buggered !

Thats just a few of mine, and I feel better for it, if something grips your poo post it here !

You're one about the celebrities winds me up as well, mate.  But, your mention of Beckham reminded me of the irony that, to many Americans, he falls into that category.  If Joe American (not to be confused with Joe Terp! ) doesn't have a clue about football, it appears as if this strangely metrosexual, orange-tinted couple have just fallen from the sky in LA and suddenly the press has gone bonkers for them.  I'm sure there have been some dead funny "who the hell are David and Victoria Beckham?" conversations in LA of late!

[66-1112520797]

1) LFC2007

2) The French

3) PC do gooders

4) Slow drivers who hog the outside lay, while holding up traffic

5) Aussie drivers, they, the Aussies say the Asians cant drive but they dont fair any better, they're always crashing there cars.

6) Asian drivers

7) Paying to use a public toilet (in England London)

8) Governments, who bull$hit come election time but when in never live up to there promises.

9) Lazy dole bludgers, both in the UK and Australia, GET OFF YOUR A.RSES AND WORK.

10) Running out of bog role while on the throne.

11) Smelly feet, smelly breath, smelly people.

12) Crisp packets and there contents, the bags f.ucking massive, yet inside are only a couple of crisps ?

13) Interest rates

14) Water bans

15) Liverpool not winning the title after 17 years !

[112-1077774096]

1) LFC2007

peewee sits back, puts his feet up and waits for the patronising, thesaurus based response

[babu]

really cannot stand people who do not know how to turn into a corner, without veering into the opposite lane. lazy b@stards

[Roger Red Hat]

People who pick their nose and flick the bogie on the floor...

...what a waste of a good bogie, get it eaten!

[Woollyback]

crabs

[woof woof !]

"Courtesy calls" , you know the ones , a company that you subscribe to for some service , bank , insurance , tv channels etc etc, phone you and say "Hello sir , this is just a courtesy call , how are you today ? " and then comes the sales pitch    My response is "Oi ! this isn't a courtesy call it's a f'ucking sales call ! pi'ss off " slams phone down .

If only more people stopped being polite when these parasites call and just told them to f'uck off we might eventually get rid of them for good.

[66-1112520797]

crabs

Here you go  Woolly

[66-1112520797]

1) LFC2007

peewee sits back, puts his feet up and waits for the patronising, thesaurus based response

And thats another gripe of mine.

Kin el I've got issues. 

[maypaxvobiscum]

1) national service (NS) i call it national slavery

2) man utd

3) ironing clothes. its such a drag really

4) public toilets which make u pay for not only entrance but also the tissue paper.

5) every year there is this hungry ghost festival which  the chinese here celebrate and they burn papers in public. LOADS of papers and it kinda pollutes the environment and also the ashes get all over the place. theres a video link here if ur unsure what im talking about. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stIWjVgKESY

6) the FA

[red37]

When yer wake up and your fingers stink.