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by **sebastian barthelameow jones III** » Fri Oct 24, 2003 3:49 pm

a liverpool fan, a man u fan and an arsenal fan walk into a bar in birmingham...............and what happened after that inccident is entirely upto you to determine, the best outcome, shall be crowned the best liverpool fan, voting shall commence after a certain tariff. thank you for your patience, cheerio.

by **manunited fan** » Tue Oct 28, 2003 5:31 pm

...............they beat the CR4P out da stinky scouser

by **ROBtheRED** » Tue Oct 28, 2003 8:12 pm

...........out of sheer jealousy after being told about the 18 league titles and 4 european cups we won !

Manure *****!

by **116-1065305004** » Fri Nov 07, 2003 2:07 am

manunited fan wrote:...............they beat the CR4P out da stinky scouser

f##k off manc!

When your the most successful team in England come back and slag us off eh?

by **REDTILLDEAD** » Fri Nov 07, 2003 2:31 am

We will beat the cr@p out of you on sunday!! manc scum!!

by **jimbolfc04** » Fri Nov 07, 2003 9:30 pm

f##kin stupid f##king scumbag manc!! Go to your own dicussion board you silly little *****!!

by **Cool Hand Luke** » Tue Nov 18, 2003 2:41 pm

It's 1999/2000 season and Man Utd and Arsenal have just finished there match, the players are warming down and the managers are talking:

Wenger: Foriegn players are more intelligent than british players.

Ferguson: How do you work that one out?

Wenger: Dennis(he calls over Dennis Bergkamp), I want to ask you a question, YOUR FATHERS SON IS NOT YOUR BROTHER, WHO IS HE?,

Bergkamp: Thats easy, it's me,(he walks off)

Ferguson: David,(he calls over David Beckham), I want to ask you a question, YOUR FATHERS SON IS NOT YOUR BROTHER, WHO IS HE?,

Beckham: Thats a tough one boss.

Ferguson: O.K tell me tomorrow.

That night Beckham is wrecking his brain trying to figure it out but he can't, so he asks Victoria, but she dosen't know it obviously, so in the end he ends up phoning Jaap Stam:

Stam: Hello

Beckham: Hello Jaap, I wanted to ask you a question, YOUR FATHERS SON IS NOT YOUR BROTHER, WHO IS HE?,

Stam: Thats easy, it's me,

Beckham: Thanks Jaap!

The next day in training an exicited David Beckham approaches Alex Ferguson:

Beckham: Boss,I know the answer to the riddle.

Ferguson: Who is it?

Beckham: Jaap Stam!

Ferguson: No you idiot, its Dennis Bergkamp!!!

by **cheesecakery** » Tue Nov 18, 2003 2:47 pm

sebastian barthelameow jones III wrote:a liverpool fan, a man u fan and an arsenal fan walk into a bar in birmingham...............and what happened after that inccident is entirely upto you to determine, the best outcome, shall be crowned the best liverpool fan, voting shall commence after a certain tariff. thank you for your patience, cheerio.

a liverpool fan, a man u fan and an arsenal fan walk into a bar in birmingham..............."owww who f##king put that there" they shout !

by **long sleeved joe** » Wed Nov 19, 2003 12:21 am

and the barman says "is this some kind of joke?" :blues:

by **big al** » Wed Nov 19, 2003 4:47 pm

Is it that the two Londoners Ask for Avian Water.

by **cheesecakery** » Wed Nov 19, 2003 11:13 pm

big al wrote:Is it that the two Londoners Ask for Avian Water.

yeah but Al , your supposed to end it in a joke ,,, get it?

by **ozzie1000** » Thu Nov 20, 2003 3:26 pm

## ##
ur gettin closer, ull like my great ending
its comin soon
but i wanna hear ur endings first

by **Cool Hand Luke** » Thu Nov 20, 2003 3:26 pm

I'm not ozzie1000 he is a dick.

by **big al** » Thu Nov 20, 2003 4:12 pm

Cheesey your right mate I forgot its no longer a joke that ManU fans come from london its more a fact. Anyway, Where abouts is Chester road london exactly.

by **Judge** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 12:56 pm

manunited fan wrote:...............they beat the CR4P out da stinky scouser

w'anker alert

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