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[RAFABENITEZ]

Ah, iv finally arrived. At the age of 16 and 5months i havehad my first night out. Me and my mate went to this club in town becasue it doesnt play all that hardcore , and also because most places gave us the "any ID ?" bollox. So we got to the door at 11oclock, after i spent 5 fookin quid on fish n chips, only for me to put the cod on the polystyrene lid half n it fell on the road. We got to the door, n the bouncer ape asks for ID, but settled for a Date of birth qestion - " 30th march....87"

so we got in and is playing PUNK/METAL stuff n we got absolutley wrecked on fosters,wkd,shots,more fosters, some strange little bottles and more fosters. At god knows what time i stated singing "YNWA" AND la BAMBA" and was met with dodgy stares by the regulars, as B.Y.O.B by system of a down does not go well woth YNWA.

any way, to finish this off beacuse im bored of typing, i lost my key so by the time i got home, roughly 3ish, i fell asleep on the lawn til 8ish when my parents opened their curtains.......

[drummerphil]

Anyone ? ? ? ?

[El Nino_#9]

whats with the life story???

[84-1106852058]

Anyone ? ? ? ?

Phil, if you havent read Rafas previous posts regarding his exploits with women look them up they are classics.

HAIL YOUNG RAFA.

[Woollyback]

Rafa mate, welcome to a long and enjoyable life of booze-fuelled debauchery nice one lad 

ps never bluetooth the bouncers

[Feeney]

You're at a ripe age to start your nights out rafa - welcome to the world of booze fulled mayhem!!

No more cider in the park with the girls for you, well done lad!!!! 

[RAFABENITEZ]

PS whilst last night my mate told me that the certain bird involved in my BLEWtooth escapade told my some people i used to stalk her beacuse i walked down her street/ hung about there for a while.  
silly bint,saying that though she is worth one off the wrist.

[Woollyback]

PS whilst last night my mate told me that the certain bird involved in my BLEWtooth escapade told my some people i used to stalk her beacuse i walked down her street/ hung about there for a while.  
silly bint,saying that though she is worth one off the wrist.

wanker 

[jonnymac1979]

That's cheered me up fucking no end!!!!

[dia- mond]

My god ,what are you gunner be like when you hit the grand old age of 17

[Feeney]

My god ,what are you gunner be like when you hit the grand old age of 17

A fu€king legend in his own right!!! 

[drummerphil]

[quote]Quote (drummerphil @ Aug. 23 2005,19:02)
Anyone ? 

Phil, if you havent read Rafas previous posts regarding his exploits with women look them up they are classics.

HAIL YOUNG RAFA.


I seeeeeeee

Well done young lad and welcome to the world of pubs,clubs and loose women

[Judge]

if i were your dad mate, i'd kick yer ar'se and send you to bed for underage drinking


































then i'd sh'ag yer girlfriend

[RAFABENITEZ]

if i were your dad mate, i'd kick yer ar'se and send you to bed for underage drinking


































then i'd sh'ag yer girlfriend

for some moronic reason mate, i dont have a girlfriend........

[drummerphil]

Time yet mate i had my first at 12......but you have plenty of time