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by **Ciggy** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 1:20 pm

Nice one Mrs woof

by **andy_g** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 1:21 pm

thats an evil thing to say

by **stmichael** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 1:23 pm

Her is proof that women are evil

First we state that women require time and money:
Women = Time X Money

And as we all know “time is money”

Time = Money

Therefore by substituting Money for Time we get:

Women = Money X Money

Women = (Money)2

And because “money is the root of all evil” we therefore can state:

Money = (Evil)1/2

And Since

(Money)2 = Women

Then (Money)2 = Evil

And we are forced to conclude by substituting "women" for "(money)2" from above that:

Women = Evil

Simple really

by **Ciggy** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 1:34 pm

Suppose the same could be said about men aswell

Females point of view on men.

Men - selfish - adulterous - put mates before you - Jealous - always moanin - become boring after a year :sleepy:

- hate nightclubs with you but love them with mates - annie Lennox,s song missionary man yous think thats a womans favourite - always tired - hate your mates your mates are all sluts but really you fancy them on the sly - farting and snoring all the time.

theres a quick summary of men.

by **Dom1** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 10:39 pm

cisses_gona_get_ya wrote:Men - selfish - adulterous - put mates before you - Jealous - always moanin - become boring after a year - hate nightclubs with you but love them with mates - annie Lennox,s song missionary man yous think thats a womans favourite - always tired - hate your mates your mates are all sluts but really you fancy them on the sly - farting and snoring all the time.
theres a quick summary of men.

the weird thing is that im none of them things

well apart from the farting and snoring bit :blush:

by **aco67** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 10:42 pm

cisses_gona_get_ya wrote:Suppose the same could be said about men aswell
Females point of view on men.

Men - selfish - adulterous - put mates before you - Jealous - always moanin - become boring after a year - hate nightclubs with you but love them with mates - annie Lennox,s song missionary man yous think thats a womans favourite - always tired - hate your mates your mates are all sluts but really you fancy them on the sly - farting and snoring all the time.
theres a quick summary of men.

that doesn't make you sound bitter

by **Dom1** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 10:43 pm

CIGGY = Bitter

oops wrong thread....

by **Paul C** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 1:31 am

cisses_gona_get_ya wrote:Suppose the same could be said about men aswell
Females point of view on men.

Men - selfish - adulterous - put mates before you - Jealous - always moanin - become boring after a year - hate nightclubs with you but love them with mates - annie Lennox,s song missionary man yous think thats a womans favourite - always tired - hate your mates your mates are all sluts but really you fancy them on the sly - farting and snoring all the time.
theres a quick summary of men.

F**k, that sums me up pretty well :oh:

, but you missed a few things out:

Always drive to fast, alway wanna watch the footie, etc.

Men aren't we great

by **Ciggy** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 8:56 am

Well I could go on and on but as I said it was a quick summary :;):

by **Paul C** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 9:06 am

Yup

Men and Women should just get on with it, men should accept the fact that all men are crazy b1tches and men should accept that men are all lazy and can't read minds :;):

by **Ciggy** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 9:17 am

Hey Paul all the best lad I know its a bit late like but a belated 2005

by **redirish** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 5:03 pm

Whats the crack with greece2004 avaitor as i cant see it or do i want to?

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by **Devestatin Dave (yeah)** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 7:27 pm

True girls are evil see the Star today about the fella who had his boll0cks ripped off by her bare hands cos he wouldnt sleep with her! WRONG!

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