Girls are evil - Proof of the fact

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Postby anfieldroad » Tue Jan 04, 2005 9:59 am

greece2004 wrote:The two ladys in my avatar are:
Briana Banks(Yes you know her boys)
Jewel(You also know her)
:D  :D

so nadia, wot you really like?  :D
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Postby Woollyback » Tue Jan 04, 2005 10:47 am

anfieldroad wrote:
greece2004 wrote:The two ladys in my avatar are:
Briana Banks(Yes you know her boys)
Jewel(You also know her)
:D  :D

so nadia, wot you really like?  :D

:laugh:  :laugh:
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Postby Woollyback » Tue Jan 04, 2005 10:48 am

Dom1 wrote:what, never? :D

???

never what ???

:D
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Postby anfieldroad » Tue Jan 04, 2005 11:10 am

girls are evil, but occassionally fun, and they can wash up :D
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Postby Woollyback » Tue Jan 04, 2005 12:21 pm

Q: what does WIFE stand for?

A: Washing, Ironing, F*cking Etc


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Postby Red_Si » Tue Jan 04, 2005 12:23 pm

Many girls are indeed evil -

1. If they see another girl happy with a bloke, they try to steal him off her.

2. They always seem to go for the same man. They like to fight over the same bloke, even if it means stabbing someone else in the back.

3. I was single for a year after Uni and was virtually ignored by girls. Then when I met, moved in with and married my (now) wife - they start tarting about trying to tempt me into adultery.

Well stuff the lot of them - evil temptresses.
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Postby Judge » Tue Jan 04, 2005 1:05 pm

go for number 3 red si, sounds good to me :D
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Postby Roger Red Hat » Wed Jan 05, 2005 1:27 pm

Hey, he's got a point there! Come to think of it (and I often do) when I was a single lad - not a sniff, when I met and moved in with my ex-girlfriend I had pussy knocking at my door! I was beating 'em away with a sh!tty stick! then when we split up - not a sniff again! I did have good forearms though!! :D
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Postby Judge » Wed Jan 05, 2005 1:34 pm

hello popeye :D
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Postby Roger Red Hat » Wed Jan 05, 2005 1:39 pm

hello flame grilled whopper!

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Postby Red_Si » Wed Jan 05, 2005 1:50 pm

Lee J wrote:Hey, he's got a point there! Come to think of it (and I often do) when I was a single lad - not a sniff, when I met and moved in with my ex-girlfriend I had pussy knocking at my door! I was beating 'em away with a sh!tty stick! then when we split up - not a sniff again! I did have good forearms though!! :D

See, my point exactly. Women resent another woman's happiness and try to take it away form them. B1tches.

I would also like to point out that David Ginola was right -
British women or 'ladettes' as they are known, are the biggest slags in the world.
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Postby Judge » Wed Jan 05, 2005 1:54 pm

Lee J wrote:hello flame grilled whopper!

:Oo:

mmmmmmmm.....stop looking  :D
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Postby Ciggy » Mon Jan 10, 2005 12:26 pm

I would also like to point out that David Ginola was right -
British women or 'ladettes' as they are known, are the biggest slags in the world.[/quote]
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Postby woof woof ! » Mon Jan 10, 2005 1:12 pm

Hows this for an Evil woman.
Fell asleep on the couch over xmas and despite the missus trying to nudge me awake I continued to snooze on , Mrs Woof gets up opens ALL the windows as wide as possible removes the little quilt that was covering me and bug,gers off to bed . I wake up at 5am with frosbite on me tadger ! :(
Thats what I call evil :angry:
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Postby stmichael » Mon Jan 10, 2005 1:16 pm

woof woof ! wrote:Hows this for an Evil woman.
Fell asleep on the couch over xmas and despite the missus trying to nudge me awake I continued to snooze on , Mrs Woof gets up opens ALL the windows as wide as possible removes the little quilt that was covering me and bug,gers off to bed . I wake up at 5am with frosbite on me tadger ! :(
Thats what I call evil :angry:

unbelievable :(
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