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[66-1112520797]

all of us

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all of us

Nah mate, I have seen a ghost 

[66-1112520797]

you aint that bright.

[Emerald Red]

Never knew this thread existed. Tis my cup of tea, to be sure.

[lakes10]

First of all we need to know what Paranormal is. Paranormal means Beyond Normal or outside of normal.
So put it this way if someone showed you a tv 200 years ago you would say it was Paranormal , the same could be said for someone running a 4 min mile.

so to find anything Paranormal you must first make a bench mark as to what is normal.

[lakes10]

have a look at this link (it should work)

paranormal??

It was taken on one of our investigation. we are still dont100% what it is, it could be a bat.

if the link dont work i will put the clip on youtube very soon.

[NANNY RED]

have a look at this link (it should work)

paranormal??

It was taken on one of our investigation. we are still dont100% what it is, it could be a bat.

if the link dont work i will put the clip on youtube very soon.

Well it dosnt work so fix it  im dying to have a nosey

[Lando_Griffin]

I once had a poo, but when I wiped my a*se, the paper came back clean!

Does that count?

[NANNY RED]

I once had a poo, but when I wiped my a*se, the paper came back clean!

Does that count?

ffs Lando i nearly choked on me crisp then

Might count though i mean ghosts are invisable sometimes but they are floaters

[NANNY RED]

Weres that Lakes bet you hes doin his rovin reporter act again:D

[66-1112520797]

I once had a poo, but when I wiped my a*se, the paper came back clean!

Does that count?

[babu]

I once had a poo, but when I wiped my a*se, the paper came back clean!

Does that count?

ffs Lando i nearly choked on me crisp then

Might count though i mean ghosts are invisable sometimes but they are floaters

he probably got confused and wiped his face !

[jonnymac1979]

I once had a poo, but when I wiped my a*se, the paper came back clean!

Does that count?

According to the Urban Dictionary...

A ghost poo is the ninja of the world of shit. It is rare, but I can testify that a healthy diet can produce one. It challenges your grasp on reality, because when you look in the bowl to see what you've done (don't worry, eveyone does this) there is no smell and nothing there... puzzling enough, but when you wipe your arse it's already as clean as... well as clean as it ever was.

The ghost poo is smooth and firm enough to be ejected with
"toilet escape velocity" i.e. you shot it right around the u-bend. So it not only disappears but there is no lingering pong, as it only had a millisecond of exposure to the atmosphere.

So... did you really poo. The only evidence is few unreliably changed synapses that are busy trying to work out more important stuff.

"I just had a brilliant shit. Well, I mean, I think I did. It must have been a ghost poo."

"I just had a ghost poo. It's a shame for people who will never have one"

Click linky, linky, link above to prove I never just made this up...

Internet is a wonderful place sometimes.

[anfieldadorer]

came back home very late at nite, messy hair, smelt like sh1t, and being on the phone with a girl's laughter in it, suddenly some flying saucers rapidly attacked me from the kitchen, i saw missus was being hysterical over there.

does that count?

[lakes10]

just putting the clip on you tube.
You can see some of our other clips on there now., just put Thurrock Paranormal into youtube