Genuine subtitles in chinese films - Quality

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Postby dawson99 » Thu Jan 19, 2006 2:29 pm

Some genuine subtitles used in Chinese language films
I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way

Quiet or I'll blow your throat up

I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!

Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected

Damn, I'll burn you into a BBQ chicken!

Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep

Same old rules: no eyes, no groin

A normal person wouldn't steal pituitaries

Take my advice, or I'll spank you without pants

Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?

You always use violence. I should've ordered glutinous rice chicken

You daring lousy guy

Beat him out of recognizable shape!

I have been scared shitless too much lately

I got knife scars more than the number of your leg's hair!

The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?

How can you use my intestines as a gift?

This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum

I am sure you will not mind that I remove your manhoods and leave them out on the dessert flour for your aunts to eat

Yah-hah, evil spider woman!

I have captured you by the short rabbits and can now deliver you violently to your gynaecologist for a thorough extermination

Greetings, large black person

Let us not forget to form a team up together and go into the country to inflict the pain of our karate feets on some :censored: of the giant lizard person
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Postby woof woof ! » Thu Jan 19, 2006 2:37 pm

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Postby anfieldadorer » Thu Jan 19, 2006 2:40 pm

I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way

Quiet or I'll blow your throat up

I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!

Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected


those first four really crack me up  :laugh:
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Postby dawson99 » Thu Jan 19, 2006 2:43 pm

im glad they make you smile go up like funny
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Postby 2520years » Thu Jan 19, 2006 4:22 pm

:D

Proper funny.
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Postby anfieldadorer » Thu Jan 19, 2006 4:39 pm

what do you talking regarding? ???











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Postby Lando_Griffin » Fri Jan 20, 2006 5:56 am

Sounds like an Arnold Schwarzzeneggar film script!!!!! :D
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