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[Paul C]

GOING FOR A McSh*t: Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of  buying food, you're just going to the bog. If challenged by a pimply  staff member, your declaration to them that you'll buy their food  afterwards is a Mcsh*t with Lies.

AEROPLANE BLONDE: One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a  'black box'.

AUSSIE KISS: Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.

BADLY PACKED KEBAB: A vulgar (but still excellent) term for some  less-attractive female genitalia.

BEER COAT: The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a  booze cruise at 3 in the morning.

BEER COMPASS: The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home  after a booze cruise, even though you're too p*ssed to remember where  you live, how you got there, and where you've come from.

BOBFOC: Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch.

BREAKING THE SEAL: Your first p*ss in the pub, usually after 2 hours of  drinking. After breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to the  toilet will be required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the  night.

BRITNEY SPEARS: Modern Slang for 'beers', e. g. "Couple of Britney's  please, Doreen".

BRUCE LEE: Erect nipple (as in, a hard Nip).

BUDGIE'S TONGUE: The female erection.

DRINK-LINK: A modern term for a cashpoint machine (ATM). Named so  because it is common to visit one before going out on the booze.

ETCH-A-SKETCH: Trying to draw a smile on a woman's face by twiddling  both of her nipples simultaneously.

SSSSSSSSSSHHHH1111111111111TTTTTTTTTTTTTT: The sound made when driving  through too narrow a gap at too high a speed.

GREYHOUND: A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.

HAND-TO-GLAND COMBAT: A vigorous masturbation session.

JOHNNY-NO-STARS: A young man of substandard intelligence, the typical  adolescent who works in a burger restaurant. The 'no-stars' comes from  the badges displaying stars that staff at fast-food restaurants often  wear to show their level of training.

MILLENNIUM DOMES: The contents of a Wonderbra, i. e. extremely  impressive when viewed from the outside, but there's actually f*ck-all  in there worth seeing.

MONKEY BATH: A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: "Oo!  Oo! Oo! Aa!Aa!Aa!".

MUMBLER: An attractive girl in tight shorts or jeans, etc. i.e. you can  see the 'lips moving but can't quite make out what they're saying.

MYSTERY BUS: The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while  you're in the toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the  unattractive people so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you  come back in.

MYSTERY TAXI: The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning  before you wake up, whisks away the stunner you slept with, and leaves a  10-Pinter in your bed instead.

NELSON MANDELA : Rhyming Slang for 'Stella' (the lager).

PICASSO AR*E: A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks  like she's got 4 buttocks.

SALAD DODGER: An excellent phrase for an overweight person.

STARFISH TROOPER OR AR*ETRONAUT: A homos*xual.

SWAMP-DONKEY: A deeply unattractive woman.

TART FUEL: Bottled Alcopops, e. g. Hooch, regularly consumed by young  women.

TITANIC: A lady who goes down first time out.

TODGER DODGER: A lesbian.

UP ON BLOCKS: Menstruating i. e. out of action, a bit like a car in a  garage. e.g. "I don't think I'll be in luck tonight lads, the missus is  up on blocks".

WYNONA RYDER: Rhyming Slang for 'cider'. e. g. "Pint of Wynona, half a  Nelson and a bottle of tart fuel please Doreen"

[dawson99]

pure friday morning genius mate

[Paul C]

Why I thank you Mr Dawson

[who the hell is diarra]

[jonnymac1979]

Quality.

[dawson99]

apparently ive been told its roger melly sayings, sweet

[Liverbird_lfc]

BUDGIE'S TONGUE: The female erection.




   

[Paul C]

Aussie Kiss is a good one or Bruce Lee

[Liverbird_lfc]

BOBFOC 

[Paul C]

Mumbler and badly packed kebab