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[Judge]

oi steady

[anfieldadorer]

amazing story, woof

speaking of pig and butt, i was walking down the sumateran jungle and it was time to take some breath. i looked around for some comfy spot to lay my butt down on, suddenly I caught sight of something rugged rushing toward me
I turned, and there, behind the bushes, i could see a big boar -sooo horrible with her big fangs, was running after me
I woke up and ran 40 feet more before hopelessly I turned to fight back since, certainly, he ran faster than me, and i didn't want to end up dying with more holes on my ars3. Part of me said, okay, there's no way out now, who's going to hell first. There were some seconds for me to pull out my knife and preparing to fight, since the boar couldn't run easily on such bushy jungle

Suddenly he gave up his effort then slowly turning back. It was not because he was scared of me, he heard his baby crying out loud there by his hotbed, where i laid my butt down on to take some rests without being aware if it was her baby's bed 

[woof woof !]

i didn't want to ended up dying with more holes on my ars3.

You were lucky Anni , I saw a wild boar (in captivity) in France , it was the size of a small car . Mean lookin' fker ,wouldn't fancy be chased by one .

[anfieldadorer]

i didn't want to ended up dying with more holes on my ars3.

You were lucky Anni , I saw a wild boar (in captivity) in France , it was the size of a small car . Mean lookin' fker ,wouldn't fancy be chased by one .

no way, mate 
I witnessed my mate being chased by a bear around a palm plantation, still in Sumatera. Fortunately he could manage to grab a bicycle nearby and got rid with it.
Local people laughed him off and told us he should have scared the bear by fire. Fine, next time the bear runs after me, i would collect some logs first, make a fire, and then let the bear continue chasing me.

[Judge]

and i didn't want to end up dying with more holes on my ars3.

what have you been doing AA 

[anfieldadorer]

and i didn't want to end up dying with more holes on my ars3.

what have you been doing AA 

keeping my ars3 tight 

[Judge]

thought so

[hawkmoon269]

AA and Judge, all this talk about ars3s, you two need to get a room, and a jar of vaseline

[Judge]

a jar of marmite

[hawkmoon269]

a jar of marmite

You have some sick tastes - you need to set up a website - www.marmitistic-loving.com

[Judge]

we tried, but it came up that it already existed by someone called hawkmoon269...........oops thats you

[hawkmoon269]

You can be a moderator on my site if you like.  I have a forum especially designed for sick fucks who like to spread marmite on their genitals before having sex with porcupines and hedgehogs.

[Judge]

oi, i stop at porcupines, you cant near enough to them , longer spines

[jonnymac1979]

I did a mad one in Thailand last month but it's well documented elsewhere on this forum.

Sang Som though, a kind of amphetamine laced Vodka and Red Bull drink was a mind blowing drink and a half, after about twenty minutes I'd never felt so euphoric in my life!!!!  Going back next year by all accounts so far, the lads can't wait!!!!

[84-1106852058]

Iwent to Hamburg and ate a hambuger.Can I be arrested for this.