Liverpool FC Forum

[drummerphil]

i had more runs in Turkey once than the whole of the england team got in the Ashes

[Judge]

thats alot of runs phil   i bet andrex loved you, unless it was that IZAL paper

[sausagedog]

IZAL medicated, the public toilet stuff

[Judge]

it had a nasty habit of breaking thru when wiping, so your finger did most of the cleaning, plus it was no good after a violent curry the night before, coz yer bums sore after an acid poo resulting from the previous nights vindaloo

[LFC #1]

coz yer bums sore after an acid poo resulting from the previous nights vindaloo

[Woollyback]

it had a nasty habit of breaking thru when wiping, so your finger did most of the cleaning, plus it was no good after a violent curry the night before, coz yer bums sore after an acid poo resulting from the previous nights vindaloo

i believe the technical term is "strikethrough"? 

[Judge]

it had a nasty habit of breaking thru when wiping, so your finger did most of the cleaning, plus it was no good after a violent curry the night before, coz yer bums sore after an acid poo resulting from the previous nights vindaloo

i believe the technical term is "strikethrough"? 

never heard of strikethrough 

btw, i forgot that you can shit volcanic lava, if you mix the curry with a shed load of beer  , then your ring piece would glow in the dark just like an electric hob 

[Woollyback]

it had a nasty habit of breaking thru when wiping, so your finger did most of the cleaning, plus it was no good after a violent curry the night before, coz yer bums sore after an acid poo resulting from the previous nights vindaloo

i believe the technical term is "strikethrough"? 

never heard of strikethrough 

btw, i forgot that you can shit volcanic lava, if you mix the curry with a shed load of beer  , then your ring piece would glow in the dark just like an electric hob 

electric hob 

[Judge]

i knew you'd understand woolly

[woof woof !]

IZAL medicated, the public toilet stuff

In India it's the old left hand and water to wash your rse job . It's ok as long as it's YOUR left hand .   

[Judge]

god bless the left hand

[woof woof !]

You'll like this one Judge .

Went to a public toilet in a little fishing village in Goa . It was basically a small rattan hut with a raised concrete platform inside . You climbed up on the platform and took you dump down a chute that went out the back of the hut . Peering down it I could see no sign of previous occupants work only a patch of sand with the sun shining on it and there was also a distinct lack of bad odour . "Great" I thought and sqatted down over the chute .As i started expelling the previous nights curry I heard a tremendous grunting sound coming from the area around my ringpiece ! 

To say I sh'it more than intended would be an understatement , I leapt of the platform wondering what the f'uck was wrong with my a'rse . To my relief my a'rse was ok but the grunting continued . Looking down the chute I saw a big pigs head looking up at me , it was covered in sh'it and was licking it's lips .      .

I later discovered that a couple of pigs camped round the back of the bog and ate every thing that came down that chute . Environmentally it worked a treat . 

[Judge]

is that true   fucking greedy pigs   pmsl

[andy_g]

never kiss a pig on the lips

[Judge]

never kiss a pig on the lips

tell that to lee j