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[Woollyback]

i once ate a horrible sweaty donner kebab on a bitterly cold winter's night in manchester, it was so greasy it dribbled all over my hand and turned to hard wax in the cold......     yummy 

[JBG]

[Judge]

i once ate a horrible sweaty donner kebab on a bitterly cold winter's night in manchester, it was so greasy it dribbled all over my hand and turned to hard wax in the cold......     yummy 

you shouldnt talk about the birds youve been with woolly, i'm eating here     

[greenred]

i once ate a horrible sweaty donner kebab on a bitterly cold winter's night in manchester, it was so greasy it dribbled all over my hand and turned to hard wax in the cold......     yummy 

you shouldnt talk about the birds youve been with woolly, i'm eating here     

[112-1077774096]

i ate quite a lot of pussy in thailand and malaysia   

[Judge]

i ate quite a lot of pussy in thailand and malaysia   

hopefully, not too much ''meat and two veg'' eh??     

[112-1077774096]

i tend to avoid the sunday roast out here   

[Judge]

i tend to avoid the sunday roast out here   

lol 

[Judge]

i tend to avoid the sunday roast out here   

hang on a minute, what do you mean ''tend to avoid'', that suggests you do have a sunday roast. Lets hope its not a spit roast mate         

[wrighty (not mark!)]

Had a curry in Bolton. I hear that's the local custom there

[Feeney]

Kebab in Turkey.. pisse$ all over the sh!te you get over here....

[Lando_Griffin]

I had a severe case of the sh*ts as well. That wasn't nice. Going swimming in blistering heat, feeling the twinge, then the pain and trying to get to the sh*tter as fast as is humanly possible without soiling your kegs. All this whilst dodging a load of dodgy foreigners, only to find that once youve undone the knot in your shorts and finally dropped the bomb, the bog roll only has 2 squares left on it.

That wasn't a good day.

[anfieldadorer]

I once had a haggis in Edinburgh.

all are 'gheorges'? 

[anfieldadorer]

'mooncake' in a part of china (traditionally eaten at their new year) with aged salted egg yolks inside.
good effort but nocake's perfect

[Judge]

I had a severe case of the sh*ts as well. That wasn't nice. Going swimming in blistering heat, feeling the twinge, then the pain and trying to get to the sh*tter as fast as is humanly possible without soiling your kegs. All this whilst dodging a load of dodgy foreigners, only to find that once youve undone the knot in your shorts and finally dropped the bomb, the bog roll only has 2 squares left on it.

That wasn't a good day.

the runs, its not nice