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[LFC #1]

I suppose i'd better be honest here and say that i remebered the first couple and ended up searching for the rest on google. 

(Good man--you were on a roll and wanted to finish the set...I completely understand!  Beats my half-assed attempts to remember the particulars!)

More German flavour from Sideshow Bob's trial:

Bob's Lawyer: "Bob, isn't it true that you have "Die, Bart, Die" tatooed on your chest?"

Sideshow Bob (opening shirt): "What this?  No, this is German...it says 'The, Bart, The'."

Random woman in the courtroom: "Well, no one who speaks German could be evil!"

You know the problem with that, cos Bart is male it should be "Der Bart Der"

[andy_g]

this may be the one with the elephant, but i'm not sure. all the family are in the car on the way to the tar pits when homer crashes the car due to an animal running in front of them...


homer: DOH!!
lisa: a deer!
marge: a female deer!

[kazza 1]

Ok lads.... A lot of you seem to know a lot about the Simpson's, but which one do you think you are like???

http://www.matthewbarr.co.uk/simpsons/

Have a go and then post the answer................

[kazza 1]

I have just done it and I'm Marge    

[2520years]

I got Marge too, and I'm a bloke!

[RUSHIE#9]

I've just done it and I'm BARNEY
"UH-OH MY HEART JUST STOPPED...........THERE'S IT GOES - EEERRRRPPPP!!!"
Quality

[dward]

I'm Homer

[LFC #1]

Dr Hibbert.

[JBG]

I'm a massive Simpsons fan and it is impossible to pick one particular moment or episode, as any episode pre-2000 or 2001 is absolute genius (bar the sentimental Lisa episodes in series one and two).

However, what I can say is that the episodes from the last three or four seasons are absolutely cack. The latest new episode I saw was the Ricky Gervais one, and it was so blindingly unfunny that I just starred at the screen in disbelief.

Basically, the Simpsons have run out of ideas and creativity, and all they do know is base each episode around a celebrity guest appearance and rely on rubbish low brow fart and sex jokes.

I don't hold out much hope for the film and my message to Matt Groenig and all is to ditch the celebrities and smut and just return to basics.

[dawson99]

Homer: Simpson! Homer Simpson!
He's the greatest guy in history,
From the, town of Springfield!
He's about to hit a chestnut tree!
Waaaah!

[dawson99]

Nelson: Joy to the world the teacher's dead!
They barbecued her head!
What happened to her body?
We flushed it down the potty
And 'round and 'round it goes
And 'round and 'round it... goes...

[dawson99]

The Garbage Man Can

Homer: Who can take your trash out?
Stomp it down for you?
Shake the plastic bag and do the twisty thingy-doo?
The Garbage Man!
Trash Men: Yes the Garbage Man Can!
Homer + Trash Men: The Garbage Man can
And he does it with a smile
And never judges you.
Marge: Who can take this diaper?
Trash Man: I don't mind at all!
Chief Wiggum: Who can clean me up before the big policeman's ball?
The Garbage Maaaaan!
Trash Men: Yes the Garbage Man can.
U2: The sanitation folks
Are jolly friendly blokes.
Courteous and easy-going
The Edge: They'll mop up when you're oh-
U2 and Trash Men: -ver flowin'!
Bono: And tell you when your is showing!
Apu: Who can?
Sideshow Mel: Who can?
Ned Flanders: Who can?
Oscar: Who can?
All: The Garbage Man can!
Bart and Lisa: Coz he's Homer Simpson, man!
All: He cleans the world....for....you!

[dawson99]

and my personal favourite:


See My Vest

Burns: Some men hunt for sport,
Others hunt for food,
The only thing I'm hunting for,
Is an outfit that looks good...

See my vest, see my vest,
Made from real gorilla chest,
Feel this sweater, there's no better,
Than authentic Irish setter.

See this hat, 'twas my cat,
My evening wear - vampire bat,
These white slippers are albino
African endangered rhino.

Grizzly bear underwear,
Turtles' necks, I've got my share,
Beret of poodle, on my noodle
It shall rest,

Try my red robin suit,
It comes one breast or two,
See my vest, see my vest,
See my vest.

Like my loafers? Former gophers -
It was that or skin my chauffeurs,
But a greyhound fur tuxedo
Would be best,

So let's prepare these dogs,

Mrs. Potts: Kill two for matching clogs,

Burns: See my vest, see my vest,
Oh please, won't you see my vest.

[andy_g]

I'm a massive Simpsons fan and it is impossible to pick one particular moment or episode, as any episode pre-2000 or 2001 is absolute genius (bar the sentimental Lisa episodes in series one and two).

However, what I can say is that the episodes from the last three or four seasons are absolutely cack. The latest new episode I saw was the Ricky Gervais one, and it was so blindingly unfunny that I just starred at the screen in disbelief.

Basically, the Simpsons have run out of ideas and creativity, and all they do know is base each episode around a celebrity guest appearance and rely on rubbish low brow fart and sex jokes.

I don't hold out much hope for the film and my message to Matt Groenig and all is to ditch the celebrities and smut and just return to basics.

kind of agree with you there JBG... its been a while since i've seen any new episodes having been without tv for the last 3 years. this thread 'inspired' me to get a few of the latest ones from tvtorrents (sorry dawson) and none of them have raised more than a smirk. having said that though it still beats most of the cack that gets served up.

[dawson99]

lol, thats ok, i forgive...

i agree with jbg about the simpsons. i still cant believe that futurama was stopped, i loved that show.

one of the reasons simspsons has gone a lil downhill maybe is that the movie is due out next year and they are saving everything for that.