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[Greavesie]

Did you know...your chances of contracting HIV through unprotected sex is massively reduced if you are circumcised.

your partners been snipped I take it by the happyness

don't worry Daws, I got it 

the joke, not HIV 

[metalhead]

Did you know more people are killed annually by donkeys than die in aircrashes.

[Bad Bob]

don't worry Daws, I got it 

the joke, not HIV 

   

[dawson99]

don't worry Daws, I got it 

the joke, not HIV 

   

Is he positive?

[Igor Zidane]

In the 16th and 17th centuries, everything had to be transported by
ship. It was also before commercial fertilizer's invention, so large
shipments of manure were common. It was shipped dry, because
in dry form it weighed lot less than when wet, but once water (at
sea) hit it, it not only became heavier, but the process of fermentation
began again, of which a by-product is methane gas. As the stuff was
stored below decks in bundles you can see what could (and did)
happen. Methane began to build up below decks and the first time
someone came below at night with a lantern, BOOOOM!

Several ships were destroyed in this manner before it was determined
just what was happening. After that, the bundles of manure were always
stamped with the term " Ship High In Transit " on them which meant for
the sailors to stow it high enough off the lower decks so that any
water that came into the hold would not touch this volatile cargo and
start the production of methane. Thus evolved the term "S.H.I.T," which
has come down through the centuries and is in use to this very day.

[andy_g]

don't worry Daws, I got it 

the joke, not HIV 

   

Is he positive?

 

[SouthCoastShankly]

Did you know...your chances of contracting HIV through unprotected sex is massively reduced if you are circumcised.

is that cos you've less chance of getting a sh@g in the first place ?

It's due to the membrane behind the foreskin. It does not have the same protective dermis layer that your regular skin has. This layer stops virus's and the like entering you body directly through the skin.

Circumcision removes this membrane.

So in some circumstances it does benefit if your a roundhead.

[dawson99]

we're not doing a poll (pardon the pun) on this next are we!

[metalhead]

In the 16th and 17th centuries, everything had to be transported by
ship. It was also before commercial fertilizer's invention, so large
shipments of manure were common. It was shipped dry, because
in dry form it weighed lot less than when wet, but once water (at
sea) hit it, it not only became heavier, but the process of fermentation
began again, of which a by-product is methane gas. As the stuff was
stored below decks in bundles you can see what could (and did)
happen. Methane began to build up below decks and the first time
someone came below at night with a lantern, BOOOOM!

Several ships were destroyed in this manner before it was determined
just what was happening. After that, the bundles of manure were always
stamped with the term " Ship High In Transit " on them which meant for
the sailors to stow it high enough off the lower decks so that any
water that came into the hold would not touch this volatile cargo and
start the production of methane. Thus evolved the term "S.H.I.T," which
has come down through the centuries and is in use to this very day.

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[andy_g]

In the 16th and 17th centuries, everything had to be transported by
ship. It was also before commercial fertilizer's invention, so large
shipments of manure were common. It was shipped dry, because
in dry form it weighed lot less than when wet, but once water (at
sea) hit it, it not only became heavier, but the process of fermentation
began again, of which a by-product is methane gas. As the stuff was
stored below decks in bundles you can see what could (and did)
happen. Methane began to build up below decks and the first time
someone came below at night with a lantern, BOOOOM!

Several ships were destroyed in this manner before it was determined
just what was happening. After that, the bundles of manure were always
stamped with the term " Ship High In Transit " on them which meant for
the sailors to stow it high enough off the lower decks so that any
water that came into the hold would not touch this volatile cargo and
start the production of methane. Thus evolved the term "S.H.I.T," which
has come down through the centuries and is in use to this very day.

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its bol.locks though.

[metalhead]

is it?

[andy_g]

it is

[Greavesie]

don't worry Daws, I got it 

the joke, not HIV 

   

Is he positive?

just the opportunity to be positive wouldnt go amiss! 

[metalhead]

it is

[metalhead]

Did you know Mel Blanc (the voice of Bugs Bunny) was allergic to carrots.

Did you know a Saudi Arabian woman can get a divorce if her husband doesn't give her coffee.