Derren brown - Simply wtf!

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Postby redhayesy » Fri Sep 18, 2009 11:37 pm

:censored:! i'm still stuck to my chair i can't move please darren help me! oh :censored: i can't feel my legs, my head feels light, oh i feel so helpless,my body feels so drained of energy every time i try to move my arms etc ....



oh :censored: sorry iv'e just realised iv'e sunk a sh1t load of ale - that's why! :D
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Postby Bammo » Fri Sep 18, 2009 11:44 pm

Tonight was all about NLP and hypnotism and little to do with the video. Very interesting to watch how he does it and hilarious to see people fall for it :laugh:
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Postby Dundalk » Fri Sep 18, 2009 11:50 pm

More sh!te :angry:
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Postby stmichael » Sat Sep 19, 2009 1:03 am

those tv's they're putting in the kop end make perfect sense now. they're going to play that derren brown film from now on to stop the fans leaving early. :idea
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Postby adamnbarrett » Sat Sep 19, 2009 4:20 am

didn't work.

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Postby Dazzer » Sat Sep 19, 2009 5:07 am

Dundalk wrote:More sh!te :angry:

Don't watch it then seems he already played mind tricks on you to get you to watch.

I watched it with the mrs and fell asleep before he did the seat thingy glad I did mrs said it didn't work on her and she ain't had Jedi training like me.  :D
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Postby scouser 'til I die » Sat Sep 19, 2009 10:49 am

Me me dad and me brother did it, me and me dad was fine but me brother, seriously, could not get up, was funny as hell :D

I did start to feel me legs go numb but i could get up fine, but me brother said that his back was completely numb and he couldnt move, looked like he was constipated while he tried to get up... it was genuine, made me laught and not be skeptical about derren
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Postby Big Niall » Sat Sep 19, 2009 4:19 pm

he is dead to me as a result of his LIE about the lottery trick. if he doesn't want to tell us fine (prob just a split screen) but to lie to us for an hour is just disrespectful.

He can die a horrible death for all I care now. :angry:
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Postby andy_g » Sat Sep 19, 2009 5:14 pm

yes, how dare these magicians, illusionists and mentalists deceive us??

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Postby Greavesie » Sat Sep 19, 2009 5:26 pm

did anyone see mock the week the other day when they were on about Derren Brown? :laugh:
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Postby Big Niall » Sat Sep 19, 2009 8:29 pm

andy_g wrote:yes, how dare these magicians, illusionists and mentalists deceive us??

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i don't mind them doing a trick and not telling us how they did it, infact that is half the fun.

but wasting an hour of our time telling lies about it is just pointless.

fu(k him.

I wouldn't watch him if he was on fire now.
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Postby tubby » Sat Sep 19, 2009 10:29 pm

Niall how can you be so sure his explanation of the lottery was fake?
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Postby Dazzer » Sun Sep 20, 2009 12:26 am

Big Niall wrote:
andy_g wrote:yes, how dare these magicians, illusionists and mentalists deceive us??

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i don't mind them doing a trick and not telling us how they did it, infact that is half the fun.

but wasting an hour of our time telling lies about it is just pointless.

fu(k him.

I wouldn't watch him if he was on fire now.

If he was on fire I would that be one hell of a trick and would play to my idea he is Satan and he is here to steal all our souls.  :devil:
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Postby Big Niall » Sun Sep 20, 2009 12:36 pm

bavlondon wrote:Niall how can you be so sure his explanation of the lottery was fake?

it is basic mathamatics.

the average of a bunch of random numbers is still a random numberk. It doesn't change the odds.

the story he told at the start about guessing the weight of the cow is plausible, because you are not guessing a random number , the people were looking at the cow and taking an estimate, nobody said the cow weighed 10 lbs or 100 stone.

that is the difference. He deliberately said that he told them the draw had already been made and claimed that it was to take the greed out of their mind. However, the truth is that he said this to stop groups of people trying to do it to next weeks lottery and finding out it doesn't work.

the programme providing the explanation is a lie. A basic understanding of probablilities in maths proves this 100%. It is a fact that he lied when claiming to show us how he did it.

it was just a simple split screen.
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Postby Bammo » Sun Sep 20, 2009 1:40 pm

His whole show is about misdirection and misleading people thought. He openly admits he uses these techniques, he also admits that he lies about which he is using (eg saying it's AWP when it's really hypnotism).

If it had been billed as an hour long special on "how to fool gullible numpties" would there still be the moaning?

The programme lasted an hour. It was obvious he would do the reveal at the end. It'd be a terrible programme if the show consisted of:

"hello and welcome to the show where I reveal how I predicted the lottery. It was split screen. Now will you please watch for the remaining 59 minutes 50 seconds?"

He's an entertainer. He will NEVER fully reveal his methods or it will destroy his act. I think because he's open about techniques he uses people assume they'll be told the truth. You won't. That's all part of the trickery.
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