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[Roger Red Hat]

fat bird in a bar says if you can guess my weight you can $hag me, bloke says about 32 stone, she says "thats close enough you lucky b@stard"

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I bought the wife a new bag and belt for xmas...  vaccuum cleaner works a treat now.

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In a recent poll

1000 immigrants were asked if they thought Britian should change its currency

99.9% said they were very happy with the GIRO

[Igor Zidane]

They've cheered me up anyway Lee J  

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where did you get the crackers from mate, the jokes in mine were rubbish

[Judge]

  certainly werent morrisons crackers

[Roger Red Hat]

lol, hope you all had a merry xmas

how about some santa smileys?

[woof woof !]

smiley and smelly