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Shocked golfing fans claim to have seen Fred Couples in the bunker but the American denies it was him and it was more likely to be David Love III

[neil]

On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol
station in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The pump attendant,obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is.Top of the mornin'  toyer,sir" says the attendant. Tiger nods a quick"hello" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so,two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground. "What are dose?, asks the attendant, "They're called tees" replies Tiger. "Well, what on god's earth are dey for?" inquires the Irishman."They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving", say Tiger. "Fookin Jaysus", says the Irishman, "BMW tinks of everyting!"

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On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol
station in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The pump attendant,obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is.Top of the mornin'  toyer,sir" says the attendant. Tiger nods a quick"hello" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so,two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground. "What are dose?, asks the attendant, "They're called tees" replies Tiger. "Well, what on god's earth are dey for?" inquires the Irishman."They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving", say Tiger. "Fookin Jaysus", says the Irishman, "BMW tinks of everyting!"

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[tommycockles]