THE BLUENOSE C_UNT NEXT DOOR JUST CAME OUT HIS HOUSE WEARIN A SUIT RIGHT, SO I GOES OUT AN SAYS AYE AYE LAD WHERE ARE YOU GOIN COURT.
AN HE GOES NO IM NOT GOING TO COURT LEAVE ME ALONE AN I GOES THERES NO NEED TO BE LIKE THAT LAD, AN HE GOES THERES EVERY REASON TO BE LIKE THAT IN THE LAST SIX MONTHS YOUVE THROWN A BRICK THROUGH MY WINDOW BLOWN UP MY CAR TRIED TO HAVE SEX WITH MY WIFE AND HAD A SHYTE ON MY DOORSTEP,
AND I GOES WHATS THE MATTER CANT YER TAKE A JOKE AND HE GOES I CAN TAKE A JOKE BUT THIS ISNT A JOKE IM GOIN TO SEE A SOLICITOR ABOUT ALL OF THE THINGS YOUVE PUT ME AND MY WIFE THROUGH YOUR THE NEIGHBOUR FROM HELL, AND WHATS WITH THAT F_UCKING MUSIC BLARING OUT AT FOUR IN THE MORNIN EVERY NIGHT AN I GOES THERES NO NEED TO SWEAR,
AN HE GOES THERES EVERY REASON TO F_UCKIN SWEAR AND I GOES NO THERE ISNT AN HE GOES JUST TURN THAT LOAD SHYTE OFF WILL YOU IM NOT GETTIN ANY SLEEP,
AN I GOES SHYTE AN HE GOES YES AN I GOES SHYTE AN HE GOES YES AN I GOES THAS GO WEST AN HE GOES WHO AN I GOES GO WEST AN HE GOES WELL ITS F_UCKIN SHYTE STOP PLAYIN IN AT 4AM,
AN I GOES ITS NOT SHYE ITS BRILLIANT AN IM GETTIN ANGRY NOW RIGHT COS HES HAVIN A GO AT ME MUSICALLY,
AN HE GOES IM GOIN TO SEE MY SOLICITOR ANYWAY EXPECT A LETTER SOON AN SO HE DRIVES OFF RIGHT SO IM STOOD THERE ON ME DOORSTEP IN ME BILLS AN HIS TART COMES OUT THE HOUSE AN GOES THAT TOLD YOU NOT LAUGHING NOW ARE YOU,
AND SO I LOB ME
OUT RIGHT AND CHASE HER ROUND HER GARDEN AND P!SS ON HER SLIPPERS HANG ON THERES SOMEONE KNOCKIN AT ME DOOR 
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