I've been blasting the overtime in work recently and I still had one present to get from Beaverbrooks for my girlfriend. I knew I had to go down soon so today I had a 2 hour break in work so shot down to get it. I couldn't get a car park space for love nor money and my time was running out so I parked about 4 mins from Beaver Brooks by the Platters cafe. I ran round,got the present and came back to a traffic warden giving me a ticket.
I laughed, got in the car and then argued with him.
I said,
"Thought it was 15 mins mate"
"No mate, your on the lips"
"oh go
yourself, its Xmas""Hey mate, you have kids with you dont ya"
"No"
"Yes you do, and he has just been sick so you ran into the cafe there"
"oh, er, yes I did mate"
"Well ill put that in my report and you can appeal on the back, you will be let off for a genuine reason like that"
"Cheers mate"
"Happy Xmas"
Quite sound really
I don't believe it, you've been at the boozer aven't ya Rafa - admit it. 
