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by **Kharhaz** » Mon Dec 29, 2008 1:10 am

Every year we get one. Something we dont need, we dont want, and more effort is put into hiding your dissapointment (disgust) upon opening it. With old folks for your kids you just know, there is not going to be a jot of effort, no thought, the good ole Selection Box, never fails.

My kids ended up with 8 selection boxes each this year ! I have noted the culprits and you can bet your backside there all getting bath soaps next year !

Whats your worst this year?

NOTE: This can be your gift you got or anyone else directly related to you, your kids or missus !

by **metalhead** » Mon Dec 29, 2008 1:13 am

A box of Maltesers.

by **Toffeehater** » Mon Dec 29, 2008 12:02 pm

I don't know about cack presents but the best i got was the ps3

by **Woollyback** » Mon Dec 29, 2008 2:17 pm

a fcukin electric carving knife :lol:

by **Judge** » Mon Dec 29, 2008 3:37 pm

Woollyback wrote:a fcukin electric carving knife :lol:

and just before turkey dinner eh woolls!!

by **Number 9** » Mon Dec 29, 2008 3:39 pm

Judge wrote:
Woollyback wrote:a fcukin electric carving knife :lol:

I got a huge big Dildo..I cant wait to get home at nights to bounce on it!Way hey!

Dirty auld bugger!! :no

by **Judge** » Mon Dec 29, 2008 3:42 pm

Number 9 wrote:
Judge wrote:
Woollyback wrote:a fcukin electric carving knife :lol:

I got a huge big Dildo of a mate who always likes a joke..I couldnt wait to sell it on Ebay, wayhey!!. gave my mate half the proceeds, as we knew some irish gimp would pay over the odds for it

yes and i bought it straight away

home i go, bouncey bouncey....yeharrrrr

figures

by **Number 9** » Mon Dec 29, 2008 3:43 pm

by **Judge** » Mon Dec 29, 2008 3:45 pm

by **kazza 1** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 1:10 am

A gum infection... thanks Santa!

by **Judge** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 8:51 am

kazza 1 wrote:A gum infection... thanks Santa!

stop giving santa those BJ's then, i mean he does get around, especially at this time of year

by **Toffeehater** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 3:49 pm

Judge wrote:
kazza 1 wrote:A gum infection... thanks Santa!

stop giving santa those BJ's then, imean he does get around, especially at this time of year

by **Woollyback** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 5:21 pm

Q: what do you give the woman who has everything this christmas?

A: antibiotics

by **Judge** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 5:29 pm

talking of xmas presents woolly

did you get an xmas fumble with that sister in law yet?

by **NANNY RED** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 5:39 pm

Woollyback wrote:a fcukin electric carving knife :lol:

Cryin here
Thats what you call show an tell Wool
just a warning in case he even goes near the sister in law.

Charge it up :nod

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