Have you ever purchased something from Co-op or Iceland?
Have you ever worn Burberry check?
Have you ever purchased a KFC family bucket?
Have you ever hung a pine fresh tree shaped air freshener on your rear view mirror?
Is your mobile phone on a "pay as you go" tariff?
Have you ever gone to Pizza Hut on a date?
Are you into "R&B"?
Have you ever eaten corned beef stew?
Have you ever worn jewellery from “Elizabeth Duke” at Argos?
Have you ever looked into Ciro Citterio for a suit?
Have you ever eaten a pot noodle?
Do you call your Grandmother your 'Nan'?
Have you ever bought fresh cut flowers from a petrol station
as a present?
Have you ever bought second class stamps?
Have you ever knowingly bought own brand cola?
Do you think Marks & Spencer’s food hall is too expensive?
Have you ever taken a Stenaline Ferry anywhere?
Have you anything in your wardrobe which is at least 50%
polyester?
Do you dream of souping up your car and getting a spoiler?
Have you ever owned a pair of white Reebok Classic trainers?
Would you eat own brand baked beans?
Do you prefer Carling to Stella?
Have you ever referred to a sofa as a 'settee'?
Do you consider Jordan to be "actually quite intelligent"?
Have you ever relieved a hotel room of its freebie shower gel
or shampoo?
Have you ever drunk a can of lager you found on a train?
Have you ever offered to buy a cigarette from someone?
Have you ever brought a screw top bottle of wine to a dinner
party?
Have you ever referred to pudding as “dessert” or "sweet"?
Do you own those socks that are cut off below the ankle so it
looks like you aren't wearing any?
Have you ever removed a boiled sweet or gum and saved it
for later?
Do you know anyone that has been on "Trisha"?
Have you ever referred to a loo as a "toilet"?
Have you ever worn a football shirt while not playing sport?
Have you ever bought a garden ornament from B&Q, ie stone squirrel, ornamental wheelbarrow etc
Can you name any characters from Footballers' Wives?
Have you ever erected a flashing snowman or fairy lights outside your house at Christmas?
Have you ever bought your lunch from Benjy's?
Do you have more than three buttons on any of your suits?
Have you ever visited a Little Chef or Happy Eater apart from
to use the loos in desperation?
Have you ever cut out and used money off coupons from magazines?
Do you have 'tea' as your evening meal?
Are the toes on your shoes square?
Do you know any straight men who wear earings?
Has your mobile phone ring-tone ever been a Top 40 hit?
Was your education paid for by the tax-payer?
