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[Lando_Griffin]

Ladies and Gentlemen - Lando is in mourning. My girlfriend has just done her last shift as a barmaid, and I will no longer be getting 3 pints, a bottle of Newcastle, double shots, snakebites, any other drinks I feel like, and as many bar snacks as my fat beer-belly can hold for £1.
£1 for all this. Not each. All.

I am one gutted little alchy.


"Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away,
Now I'm going to have to f*cking pay,
Oh I believe in Yesterday.

Suddenly, I'm not supping what I used to be,
There's a bar-tab hanging over me,
Oh freebie's went, so suddenly.

Why she had to quit, I don't know - she wouldn't say.
I said "you stupid b*tch" now I long for yesterday.

Yesterday, pubs were such an easy game to play,
Now I need a place to sup away,
Oh I believe in yesterday.

Why she went and quit - I don't know, she just ain't here,
I said something wrong? Well f*ck that, I want a beer.

Yesterday, all my bubbles weren't so far away,
Now it looks as though they've gone astray,
Oh I believe in yesterday.
Glug, glug, glug, glug, yesterday."


- The Beatles.


I am upset, folks.    

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[The Red Baron]

My sincere condolences Lando.Her boss may have been a tw@t,she may have been working too hard,she may have pmt,she may want to spend more time with you.But at the end of the day all she thinks about is herself,me me me.
                         
Selfish cow.

[babu]

simple solution Lando. Go out with the next barmaid.  and while you at it- start seeing a check-out chick from sainbury's, your local off-license and kebab shop. you'll then be set.

[Lando_Griffin]

My sincere condolences Lando.Her boss may have been a tw@t,she may have been working too hard,she may have pmt,she may want to spend more time with you.But at the end of the day all she thinks about is herself,me me me.
                         
Selfish cow.

Exactly what I was thinking.
The b*tch! 

[Lando_Griffin]

simple solution Lando. Go out with the next barmaid.  and while you at it- start seeing a check-out chick from sainbury's, your local off-license and kebab shop. you'll then be set.

Uffff!!!! No thanks Babu!
Her replacement is a right biffa!!!!

The local kebab shop owners have got a right tasty daughter, though!

Good thinking, Batman! 

[The Red Baron]

If she loves, you she knows what she must do.Back on bended knee to the landlord
and get that job back.If she doesnt do whats best for YOU......F.ck her off.  

[Lando_Griffin]

Thanks RB. I know you're trying to cheer me up, but I'm inconsolable, I'm afraid.

She's got a better daytime job, so she doean't need the extra pennies anymore.

"I'm a little lamb,
Maybe I could,
Really be good,
With someone to watch over me..."

[anfieldadorer]

stop moaning you, poof, and get another barmaid girlfriend

[dawson99]

my mate actually did this for us. there was this landlady of one of our locals, big lady, nice personality if u know what i mean. so we knew she fancied him and if hed go out with her wed have all the free lock ins we could get. we were drinking baileys by the pint and beer straight out of the pully thing. then he dumped her, and we found a new local.

true story. story but true story

[Roger Red Hat]

nah just dump her lando, she was probably good to the lads anyway.

[Judge]

nah just dump her lando, she was probably good to the lads anyway.

he mustve been in your local lee 

[jonnymac1979]

Barmaids are well the best type of lady there is.  I've had more than my fair share in the past and there's another on the horizon at the moment which I will see if anything will happen over Xmas with.

[The Red Baron]

Barmaids are well the best type of lady there is.  I've had more than my fair share in the past and there's another on the horizon at the moment which I will see if anything will happen over Xmas with.

Be careful Jonny.With the ale you drink anyone could look nice at closing time.

[jonnymac1979]

It's easily done, Baron.