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[dawson99]

1. A beer is always wet, a woman isn't.
1 point for beer!

2. Beer is horrible when it is hot.
1 point for women!

3. A cold beer satisfies you.
1 point for beer!

4. If you come back home smelling beer, your wife can get angry at you. If you come back home smelling women, your wife will get angry for sure and she might even not talk to you again.
Draw! (it depends on your point of view...)

5. 10 beers in a night and then you can't drive. 10 women in one night and you don't have to drive anywhere!
1 point for women!

6. The older beer is, the better.
1 point for beer!

7. Many beers can make you see UFO's. Many women can make you see God!
1 point for women!

8. If you ask yourself how the next woman will be, you're normal. If you ask yourself how the next beer will be, you're alcoholic.
1 point for women!

9. Removing the sticker off a beer is fun, but removing women's underwear is funner!
1 point for women!

10. For a beer you pay taxes.
1 point for women!

11. If you take a second beer, the first one doesn't get angry.
1 point for beer!

12. You can always be sure that you're the first one "opening" a beer.
1 point for beer!

13. If you shake a beer, after a while it calms down by itself.
1 point for beer!

14. You know exactly how much a beer costs.
1 point for beer!

15. A beer doesn't have a mother.
1 point for beer!

16. You can do it if you want, but beer won't ask you to hug her for half an hour after.
1 point for beer!
FINAL SCORE: Beer beats women. (9 to 6)

If you're a women and are getting angry, think that a beer wouldn't.
Another point for beer! Final score: 10 to 6.

[joko]

you can ask for your mates' beers when visiting

[The Ace1983]

1. A beer is always wet, a woman isn't.
1 point for beer!

2. Beer is horrible when it is hot.
1 point for women!

3. A cold beer satisfies you.
1 point for beer!

4. If you come back home smelling beer, your wife can get angry at you. If you come back home smelling women, your wife will get angry for sure and she might even not talk to you again.
Draw! (it depends on your point of view...)

5. 10 beers in a night and then you can't drive. 10 women in one night and you don't have to drive anywhere!
1 point for women!

6. The older beer is, the better.
1 point for beer!

7. Many beers can make you see UFO's. Many women can make you see God!
1 point for women!

8. If you ask yourself how the next woman will be, you're normal. If you ask yourself how the next beer will be, you're alcoholic.
1 point for women!

9. Removing the sticker off a beer is fun, but removing women's underwear is funner!
1 point for women!

10. For a beer you pay taxes.
1 point for women!

11. If you take a second beer, the first one doesn't get angry.
1 point for beer!

12. You can always be sure that you're the first one "opening" a beer.
1 point for beer!

13. If you shake a beer, after a while it calms down by itself.
1 point for beer!

14. You know exactly how much a beer costs.
1 point for beer!

15. A beer doesn't have a mother.
1 point for beer!

16. You can do it if you want, but beer won't ask you to hug her for half an hour after.
1 point for beer!
FINAL SCORE: Beer beats women. (9 to 6)

If you're a women and are getting angry, think that a beer wouldn't.
Another point for beer! Final score: 10 to 6.

I do have some issues to take up with you on this.

2. If you happen to be a necrophiliac, a hot woman can be a real turn off, and as they say, there's nothing like cracking open a cold one.   

3. See 2.

5. 10 women in one night and you can barely walk, let alone drive.

6. Beer does have a use-by date, and where would we be without MILFs? In the words of Jimmy Pop (The Bloodhound Gang) "Old hens would rather put out, than be put out to the pasture".

9. I prefer removing beer stickers from women!

10. Women have cost me a lot man, and that's not including the hookers. 

11. If you find the right woman, sometimes she brings a second women with her. I think the guy featured in the "help get this guy..." thread would agree with me.


I don't know ow this alters the score, but I'd still take women, beer is too predictable and it's hard to get your down it's neck! 

[shanks72]

I'm not angry, Dawson, mate, so I think that's one point to me and nil points to you and beer.

I hope you and your beers will be very happy together --  you should develop a nice beer belly which may make you less attractive to women --
but this obviously won't bother you, so nothing to worry about there then.

At least you've done the decent thing and let all the girls round here and their many, many, many friends know that you prefer your beers to the fairer and more intelligent sex,
so that we can all respect your wishes and make sure that you get YOUR priorities right.

If you have a partner and she finds out about this then you will definately be out in the cold, but, hey, at least you won't be alone.

[bng89]

I'll still like both

[dawson99]

I'm not angry, Dawson, mate, so I think that's one point to me and nil points to you and beer.

I hope you and your beers will be very happy together --  you should develop a nice beer belly which may make you less attractive to women --
but this obviously won't bother you, so nothing to worry about there then.

At least you've done the decent thing and let all the girls round here and their many, many, many friends know that you prefer your beers to the fairer and more intelligent sex,
so that we can all respect your wishes and make sure that you get YOUR priorities right.

If you have a partner and she finds out about this then you will definately be out in the cold, but, hey, at least you won't be alone.

ive got two girldriends. first of all i'll see stella for a few hours and at the end of the night go off with donna

the lovely miss artois and kebab

ps - u do realise this isnt my actual view... altho beer is a lot less hassle and after id been drinking for a year i didnt have to rememebr the exact date

[shanks72]

[RAFABENITEZ]

women

[Judge]

mind you, if you have too much beer, then fat ugly birds become good looking.....thats scary

[bng89]

mind you, if you have too much beer, then fat ugly birds become good looking.....thats scary

If you just keep drinking, you will not be able to remember want happen or remember what she looked like

[Judge]

mind you, if you have too much beer, then fat ugly birds become good looking.....thats scary

If you just keep drinking, you will not be able to remember want happen or remember what she looked like

are but you do in the morning and she has your phone number, unless you are clever and give her the flirt divert number from radio 1 

[shanks72]

I'm not angry, Dawson, mate, so I think that's one point to me and nil points to you and beer.

I hope you and your beers will be very happy together --  you should develop a nice beer belly which may make you less attractive to women --
but this obviously won't bother you, so nothing to worry about there then.

At least you've done the decent thing and let all the girls round here and their many, many, many friends know that you prefer your beers to the fairer and more intelligent sex,
so that we can all respect your wishes and make sure that you get YOUR priorities right.

If you have a partner and she finds out about this then you will definately be out in the cold, but, hey, at least you won't be alone.

ive got two girldriends. first of all i'll see stella for a few hours and at the end of the night go off with donna

the lovely miss artois and kebab

ps - u do realise this isnt my actual view... altho beer is a lot less hassle and after id been drinking for a year i didnt have to rememebr the exact date

( I do realise what your actual view is ----- I think )


I know what you mean about hassle, give me a nice hot cuppa and an episode of Corrie anyday.

You don't like celebrating dates................hmmmm..........
................so I presume you'll be giving your birthday a miss this year, right!?








ps. u do realise I'm just joking about the birthday, mate!

[dawson99]

i do realise! and i'll be expecting a present

[numptie]

John Prescott seems to have had his share of both.  Spawny get.

[jonnymac1979]

I prefer beer to women right this second right now.  Serious.  Women are mad sometimes, lager is never mad.

One usually follows the other though, so it's difficult to compare sometimes.