Anyway we finished our shopping, chippy dinner in hand and the girl I was with lived in Huyton her bus came straight away, so my other mate was with me but he was going to his mums in West Vale so his bus turned up 10 minutes later, so im sitting alone waiting for my bus to come, so I sat down on a chair to eat my chips and sausage while I was waiting for the bus to come. quite a queue had now built up behind me when this fella about late 30's I would say say, about 5 feet tall, fat with Ginger Hair and spots and all, with the fashion sense of someone in the 70's, he had these grey flares on covered in dirt, a bomber jacket with a dirty big hole in the back of it with fluff hanging out and his socks were popping out of his trainers
Anyway he asked me in a Stuttery, stuffed up nose voice "are you waiting for the Northwood bus?", I replied "Well since this is the only stop for buses going to Northwood I guess I am" he goes "I see, who are all these people here then and what do they want?. " "No Idea mate why dont you ask them?." so he does.
One thing I did notice about him was he had a Foul Stench on him, like a mixture of Stale
and Cabbages!!!Anyway I got on the bus and there was 3 seats spare on the bus (one being next to me, and which one does he chose? That's right guys, the one next to me!!
So he sat down and the Stench hit me. My Stomach turned, I almost spewed up on the spot! I edged away nearer to the window, after a decent 15 minute's bus ride and people getting on I was anxious to get off, the smell grew worse and the right side of my jacket was starting too smell by now
What was bad people on the bus were covering their noses with their Jackets or T-Shirts, it was worse for me, I HAD TO SIT WITH HIM!!!
He started scratching his arm pits and and gonads whilst he had his 70's style
up bomber jacket on, and doing the thing that you do with your coat when you say "god im hot".By this time I was starting too feel itchy, grubby and diseased like a leper!
Soon as I got in to ours the first thing I did was jump into a hot bath put loads of Lynx on and lashed my jacket in the wash!
Its
.I.N.G Disgusting, How People are too lazy to have a bath/shower first thing in the morning is beyond me. It's the first thing i do in the morning is have a shower. I couldnt go out smelling like that!People shouldnt smell that bad, unless they are Tramps.
