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[Lando_Griffin]

I hate smelly f*ckers.

It's bad enough when you're in the same stratoshere, let alone sharing a seat!!!!!

F*ck that - there should be a law against stinking to high heaven.

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dont you just know there is some ginger trampy dwarf on bluekipper now starting a thread about how he had to sit next to some nob on the northwood bus   



actually as you all know i live in an oven and i am always weary about odour, i shower about 6 times a day to keep clean and cool, clean clothes and a bit of deoderant and you dont smell even if you do sweat

[LFC #1]

I remember Beavis telling a similar story ages back, and Roberts still claims it wasn't him!

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We had a trivial pursuit question once that read :

" What do Frenchmen go through once a year that an Englishmen goes through twice a year "

Answer: A bar of soap.

When I heard that, it cracked me up as the French are quite well known for a having whiffy armpitts. My mum said  "dont laugh two bars a year is nothing to be proud of either"

[kazza 1]

I know what you mean Roberts. Theres nothing worse than someone sitting next to you, who stinks of BO!!
As most of you know, I'm a taxi driver. We do a lot of work from the hospital's in and around Belfast. We get all sorts in the cars. But in the mornings we lift a lot of people who go to the day hospital (most of them are either depressed or have some sort of mental problem). But there is one guy everyone refuses to lift. His name is Sam and he is minging!!! He starts on a Monday and hes not to bad but as the week goes on he gets worse, until Friday comes and the smell is unbearable. Its a mix between BO, pi$$ and god knows what. Its not the first time I've taken him home with all the windows down and its been freezing.
I nearly wet myself the other day cause he was saying that his dad and him where going to Spain for a weeks holidays. God help the person sitting beside him on the plane for the 2 1/2 hour flight!!!!  

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dont you just know there is some ginger trampy dwarf on bluekipper now starting a thread about how he had to sit next to some nob on the northwood bus   

[82-1074641017]

I know what you mean Roberts. Theres nothing worse than someone sitting next to you, who stinks of BO!!
As most of you know, I'm a taxi driver. We do a lot of work from the hospital's in and around Belfast. We get all sorts in the cars. But in the mornings we lift a lot of people who go to the day hospital (most of them are either depressed or have some sort of mental problem). But there is one guy everyone refuses to lift. His name is Sam and he is minging!!! He starts on a Monday and hes not to bad but as the week goes on he gets worse, until Friday comes and the smell is unbearable. Its a mix between BO, pi$$ and god knows what. Its not the first time I've taken him home with all the windows down and its been freezing.
I nearly wet myself the other day cause he was saying that his dad and him where going to Spain for a weeks holidays. God help the person sitting beside him on the plane for the 2 1/2 hour flight!!!!  

[craig da Toxteth iron]

God love you mate, i can just picture you now standing amongst empty bottles of aftershave and tins of deodorant trying to get rid of the smell.

I was in his position a couple of times when I’m on the 82 bus.

[sophe_lfc_4_lyf]

Yea i absolutely hate the smell..
When you walk past people and you get a whiff sometimes its so gross..
I have to use like a can of deodrant nearly in the morning because i HATE smelling
x

A can?!?!?

Smelly BlTCH!!   

Haha no..
I meant like a can so i dont feel like i smell 
and i didnt mean litteraly a can haha 
xx