So this 'ere thread be just for some fair piratin' talk!
Any o' you landlubbin', chumbuckets comes in 'ere with any noncey non piratin' talk,
you'll be walkin' the plank of The Slippery Sue with Ol' Bob's cutlass in ya ribs and his boot up ya ar.se, ya swabs!!

Tis good ta be a pirate, an no mistake!!!


Ps. Any o' you lady pirates out there (especially that sexy Ciggy!) wants a private tour o' me ship, then I'll be 'appy ta show ya me main mast good an' proper!
